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> Great freaking story!, seem like these things only happend 2 me
Posted: Sep 29 2009, 09:39 AM
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Well there is a bunch of hotties around the current apt. I live at. One perticular girl is from New York ( Liscense plate). Looks kinda like a jersey Girl. You know nice legs, ass, tan, looks like the colored long jet black hair. Kinda looks like a hot italian. Lives down stairs from me. Well i have passed her before coming and going out of our cars. Say small talk, hey and things here and there. Well I make my protein shakes pre bed everynight. Couple of nights ago, as soon as I finished my blender, and sipping on my shake. I hear a knock on the door. I opened it and it was her! I fucking Frozed. She said, hey do you make margarita's everynight... I told her the truth, but offered a glass of wine and talked alittle. Oh the shake, I put that shit in the fridge! Great night!!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 11:36 AM
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QUOTE (hadi_D @ Sep 29 2009, 09:39 AM)
Well there is a bunch of hotties around the current apt. I live at. One perticular girl is from New York ( Liscense plate). Looks kinda like a jersey Girl. You know nice legs, ass, tan, looks like the colored long jet black hair. Kinda looks like a hot italian. Lives down stairs from me. Well i have passed her before coming and going out of our cars. Say small talk, hey and things here and there. Well I make my protein shakes pre bed everynight. Couple of nights ago, as soon as I finished my blender, and sipping on my shake. I hear a knock on the door. I opened it and it was her! I fucking Frozed. She said, hey do you make margarita's everynight... I told her the truth, but offered a glass of wine and talked alittle. Oh the shake, I put that shit in the fridge! Great night!!!!!!

...did you smash her rooster hole or just sit around sipping on wine and eating fruitcups?

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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 11:41 AM
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No...not yet! I'm good, classy, but not Sluty. But i could tell she was enjoying my company, ill let you know more, later on.
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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 12:43 PM
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DUDE! She was asking for it. Trust me. She wouldn't have gotten off her ass, come downstairs, had the balls to knock on your door and basically ask if you like to party unless she was wanting it. You seriously need to hit it before she loses interest.

In my experience, when a girl is on it, it's usually fleeting. meaning, you need to take action before she changes her mind about it. Report back on your progress.

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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 01:32 PM
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QUOTE (Josh47933 @ Sep 29 2009, 12:43 PM)
DUDE! She was asking for it. Trust me. She wouldn't have gotten off her ass, come downstairs, had the balls to knock on your door and basically ask if you like to party unless she was wanting it. You seriously need to hit it before she loses interest.

In my experience, when a girl is on it, it's usually fleeting. meaning, you need to take action before she changes her mind about it. Report back on your progress.

...hrmm, ya that whole fleeting this is so true.

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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 02:15 PM
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Your right, this is the greatest story ever told!!!!!! No offense, but after reading the topic to this thread I was expecting something a little better than you sharing a glass of merlot with the cute chick who lives upstairs.


Seriously though, guys shouldn't play hard to get. She'll probably think your a pussy and move on. Next thing you know you'll be listening to her banging your neighbor through the apartment walls while your jerkin it alone in bed. Don't be that guy.
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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE (chakmak @ Sep 29 2009, 02:15 PM)
Next thing you know you'll be listening to her banging your neighbor through the apartment walls while your jerkin it alone in bed. Don't be that guy.

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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 05:05 PM
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Having one arm doesn't freak her out? I don't mean that in a mean way. Like everyone else said hit it before she changes her mind! wink.gif
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Posted: Sep 29 2009, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE (Chris25533 @ Sep 29 2009, 05:05 PM)
Having one arm doesn't freak her out? I don't mean that in a mean way. Like everyone else said hit it before she changes her mind! wink.gif

I've always thought personality can get you laid sometimes more than looks can. On a similar note, I've hit my share of younger girls that normally wouldn't do a guy in his mid to late 30's. If you know how to charm them w/ fast tlk and a good personality, you can make a lot of things happen despite age, looks, etc.

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Posted: Sep 30 2009, 09:51 PM
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Hadi, did you tap it yet or what? We need a progress report.

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Posted: Sep 30 2009, 11:15 PM
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Im willing to bet Hadi is saving himself for marriage.

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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 08:49 AM
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IT GETS BETTER...She has a hot fucking room-mate too! But lastnight i went to her place and I braught some good indoor grown grass we smoked, listening to some chill music, mostly 311 and we fucking made out. im telling you second base SECOND BASE! she asked me what am i doing this weekend, i was gonna go back home to greensboro, but if she wants to go out sat. night! i think im garunteed!!!!! what do you guys think?
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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 09:53 AM
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QUOTE (hadi_D @ Oct 1 2009, 08:49 AM)
i think im garunteed!!!!! what do you guys think?

garunteed awl teh wai!

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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 03:51 PM
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Second base???? WTF is considered second base these days. You need to strike while the iron's hot. I'm dead serious. I've been there before. There was this one really hot girl I played it cool w/ and only made out when I def. coulda hit it.

Never got together again AND one of my best friends a yr. or two later and told me how good it was. Lesson learned, don't delay when the opportunity is there. I still kick myself over that one.

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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE (hadi_D @ Oct 1 2009, 08:49 AM)

..listening to some chill music, mostly 311 and we fucking made out.  im telling you second base SECOND BASE!

Ah, the good ol' underclass high school days. cool.gif



Wait... what? tongue.gif



BTW, especially given your physical condition, you must master the one-handed "snap" to get that bra off with the quickness. Nothing kills a mood like fumbling around like an idiot and saying, "Damnit, I can't get it. Turn around." laugh.gif

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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 09:36 PM
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BTW, especially given your physical condition, you must master the one-handed "snap" to get that bra off with the quickness. Nothing kills a mood like fumbling around like an idiot and saying, "Damnit, I can't get it. Turn around." laugh.gif


I have practiced ALOT!!!
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Posted: Oct 1 2009, 11:09 PM
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Don't worry about getting in and out so quick. All that matters is momentum. Right now you have momentum- just take advantage of it when the time is right (hopefully this Saturday). Let us know!

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van-quish a. To defeat or conquer in battle; subjugate

Don't just stimulate, annihilate.

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Posted: Oct 2 2009, 05:26 AM
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You need to close the deal this weekend. Get a pic of this chick and we'll conduct a poll to see what the natives think of her.

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Posted: Oct 2 2009, 08:01 AM
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Aww fuck! I got shot down. she most have went to the grocery store, i pulled up right at the time. I told her "can i give you hand with that" while smirking (ps. that was a good one laugh.gif ) Then when we got into her apt. helped her put all the stuff away. i had to make a move so i pretended i didnt see her and we bumped each other head on and i grabed her. i looked at her, we started to smile, then she fucking pulled away! I FUCKING RAN THAT PLAY LIKE TEXT BOOK SHIT!! i asked her what was the matter. she said stuff like i dont want you to think im a slut and i have alot going on right now, so i didnt ask. but usually when girls say they are not a slut its because they are trying to prove that they are not, when they are!

kinda like if i am a bad boy, then i say, no im good ill prove it...get it! Psychology, sub-concious shit!

BUT WHAT DO I DO NOW!
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Posted: Oct 2 2009, 08:30 AM
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Cracks me up... guys are on point trying to get laid as much as possible, yet when a girl want to be promiscuous she is labeled a dirty slut. What a double standard. Probably one of the most blatant.

Get her DEEEERUNK!

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