Question for MJ Know-It-All's

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Posted by: (_)_)===D Aug 16 2009, 02:40 AM

Alright, so ive taken a couple of piss tests and had no probs with MJ coming up in my sys. Im by no means a Pot head....But I dabble.

I had smoked a a week prior to a urine test and was still Good to go. I think its just the sheer amounts of Water i consume.

Ive smoked several times since the test, maybe 2-3 grams worth.

Im scheduled for a Blood Test this time. What are the odds of passing a Pisser but failing on blood? Is a Blood test even more accurate than a piss test when it comes to THC detectability? Im assuming yes on this one.

Also, im pretty lean now a days. I understand THC is fat soluble....

So the leaner you are, the less THC you have stored in fat cells, correct? Or does the body store the same amount no matter what your BF% is.

Friggin multiple questions here i know. But id appreciate any feedback from you dems.

GYCH!

Posted by: fit4life Aug 16 2009, 07:50 PM

Well...mmm....ok...yeah.....ummm....let's see....hold

on.....mmm...i'm thinkin...

Let me finish this bowl an I'll get back to ya...NON-big!

GICH!

Posted by: Josh47933 Aug 16 2009, 09:12 PM

I think THC is detectable for like a month. Urine tests can be passed w/ these herbal tea cleanses, etc. but you may be screwed in the case of a blood test. I'm not a weed expert but I remember reading the one month figure somewhere.

Posted by: DownTown Aug 17 2009, 12:00 AM

Ok, piss test are easy to pass, if you drink enough water then it will come back diluted/ untestable.

THC does stick to fat, but its not the body fat that it clings to. Its actually organ fat that retains the THC, so only time will actually be able to remove the traces from your system. Also they are not testing for the actual drug itself, they test for the metabolites that your body produces from breaking down these chemicals, its just dirty leftovers kinda.

Now i have a question for you... What is the blood test for? If it is a blood sample for a drug test then you need to be clean for 20 days prior to testing. But you should also remeber a blood drug test, tests for more than just recreational drugs. They can find out what if any prescription drugs your on as well as AAS, so just pray that you havent used deca, eq, primo, or a bombs, because these are tracable for months after you have stopped using them.

I wish you the best of luck, hope everything comes back clean.

Posted by: joseph23573 Aug 17 2009, 09:10 AM

hope they dont test hair or finger nail clipping...

if its in the blood, its in the urine. If the blood is filtered by the kidneys, its gotta be in the urine and vice versa. The problem is the fat... as lipolysis occurs, the THC is redistributed...

If you dont smoke that much, its prob not going to be an issue.

Posted by: whitexican911 Aug 18 2009, 12:15 AM

all the myths are true drinking lots of water cranberry juice and sweating help move thc out the body. I think you will be ok just drink lots of water and stuff but if you ever do a piss test again flush with water and take creatin becuase if you flush your system they may want you tom retest becuase of low creatinine levels in your body..

Posted by: Jayv24 Aug 21 2009, 07:39 AM

QUOTE

If it is a blood sample for a drug test then you need to be clean for 20 days prior to testing. But you should also remeber a blood drug test, tests for more than just recreational drugs. They can find out what if any prescription drugs your on as well as AAS, so just pray that you havent used deca, eq, primo, or a bombs, because these are tracable for months after you have stopped using them

Yeah its a simple test. I got high again yesterday which fuckin sucks. I really regret. I was able to postpone the test because of clerical issues. Which im thankful for. But 20 days is not good news. I need to take this test in less than a week.

Im googling whether theres something i can take prior to the test to help. I know cranberry juice and goldenseal for urine tests can help.

I used a bombs back in april-may i believe. Im only using a low dose of test and i dont look freaky to tip off any suspicion. Its not obvious that im abusing.

So this might be a stupid question....But if youre using test, how do they know its not natty test? is there a metabolite that is detectable for Synthetic versions....or do they just know because youre wayyy above baseline?

Anyway i appreciate it the feedback.

Posted by: ShakesAllDay Aug 21 2009, 07:45 AM

QUOTE (Jayv24 @ Aug 21 2009, 07:39 AM)

So this might be a stupid question....But if youre using test, how do they know its not natty test? is there a metabolite that is detectable for Synthetic versions....or do they just know because youre wayyy above baseline?

Anyway i appreciate it the feedback.

IIRC, they check for ratios of certain chems in the body. If the ratios are off, then that's an indication that synthetic testosterone has been used. I think they check for roids other than test by their metabolites. But, test has to do w/ some kind of ratio.

Posted by: joseph23573 Aug 21 2009, 09:05 AM

I believe they look at the epi-test ratio...

whatever that is. I dont think they can tell the difference whether its synthetic or not, only at the ratios of chems in your body, like Shakes said.

Posted by: Jayv24 Aug 22 2009, 01:06 PM

anyone ever drink a bottle of Tussin (DXM) and smoke a fatty?

Posted by: Chris25533 Aug 22 2009, 02:04 PM

Nope can't say I have done that combo before, but let me guess you did? haha jay your one of a kind

Posted by: Josh47933 Aug 22 2009, 05:04 PM

QUOTE (Jayv24 @ Aug 22 2009, 01:06 PM)

anyone ever drink a bottle of Tussin (DXM) and smoke a fatty?

That DXM stuff can be pretty dangerous. I used to see a girl back in the day that got into that stuff. It's supposed to have an acid like effect. It can also mess you up as far as brain chem. goes. I remember talking to a dr. about it back then since I was a little worried about her. He was saying it's easy to develop a disassociative disorder using that stuff.

Posted by: DownTown Aug 23 2009, 04:41 PM

Are you sure the blood test is for drugs? Because they'll only find it if thats what there lookin for.

Posted by: Thomas130483 Aug 25 2009, 02:01 PM

Make for damn sure you dont over smoke while on DXM. Bad times... If your still feeling good after 20-30 mins you should be fine.

I dont know about the MJ, but if its a steroid test you might get popped. I've been out of here for a while, but you still cruising at 300mg enanthate? If so they should be able to detect the test enan in your blood stream for months. You know the half life...

That doesnt even take into account the out of wack ratios of test/estrogen you have. Even on cruise your t/e ratio is going to look more like a rampaging silverback than a person

Asking for a blood test seems odd. Whats the deal?

Posted by: revo236 Sep 22 2009, 01:36 PM

Ive passed piss tests in 5 days But, My friend is an expert on the matter and has passed it in less than one by drinking a gallon of water and pissing all the toxins out, and too dilute the urine.

If its a blood test i'm not too sure. You could be screwed and should lay off the grass if its a mouth swab then you should give it 5 days. If its a Hair sample then you better get the hair stripper shampoo.

Posted by: DownTown Sep 22 2009, 06:05 PM

^ drinking a gallon of water before a piss test will dilute it to were it can not be tested. There are no toxins that they test for they test for metabolites that your body produces to break down the drug to get it out of your system.

Posted by: dayday87 Oct 5 2009, 03:43 PM

Jay is this test for the military? I know this was posted a while ago and your prob good to go. But if its for the military you got nothing to worry about. They dont have the money to be testing everyone they draw blood on for drugs or steroids. They only do it on a case by case basis.

Posted by: DownTown Oct 7 2009, 02:42 PM

Umm, BS dayday. Steriods no, they dont usually test for them, you have to give them a reason first.

Drugs they test for most street drugs. Pot, coke, meth, narcs and shit like that they always test for. ALWAYS! How do i know? Im currently working for my SACO, he does the drug testing, and every sample gets tested.

They test a batch (12 peoples samples) all at once, and if something pops then they test that batch individually till they find the culprit.

Posted by: dayday87 Oct 8 2009, 08:47 AM

QUOTE (DownTown @ Oct 7 2009, 02:42 PM)

uhh yes but they usually get a urine specimen for drug test. And you should know your being drug tested if they ask for urine..

Posted by: John401689 Oct 9 2009, 01:11 AM

Passing piss tests are very easy as long as they're not the lower ng tests you have your 50, 30 and 15 nanogram tests the 50 is more then likely what you'll see, drink at least a couple gallons of water a day, 2-3 days before the test and take water pills. DO NOT EXCERCISE during this period, and eat a shit ton to make sure your storing all the fat and not releasing any fat into the blood, cranberry juice will also help not allow anything to stick to the urinary tract walls and come out during the drug test.

Posted by: On3musta Oct 9 2009, 11:14 AM

QUOTE (John401689 @ Oct 9 2009, 01:11 AM)

dont exercise? thats the worse advise you gave or ive heard.

the rest of what you said it legit though.

Posted by: dayday87 Oct 9 2009, 12:35 PM

QUOTE (On3musta @ Oct 9 2009, 11:14 AM)

QUOTE (John401689 @ Oct 9 2009, 01:11 AM)

dont exercise? thats the worse advise you gave or ive heard.

the rest of what you said it legit though.

Um Im actually pretty sure hes right. When you exercise it realises the metabolites into your blood and urine. Whereas if you dont its stored and wont show up in your urine..