I smell an efight!!!
You Know You're A Bodybuilder If.... |
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| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 24 2008, 06:44 PM |
| You Know You're A Bodybuilder If.... * You cut the collars out of all of your workout shirts. * You wear shorts that are tighter than most womens shorts. * All of your workout clothes resemble a zebra for some reason. * You drink more water than a camel in the middle of a drought. * You wear some kind of big utility work boot when you lift. * You know where the best mirror is in the gym that shows your definition. * You tend to do most of your workouts in front of the mirror. * You literally read Bodybuilding magazines cover to cover. * You have face wrinkles from intense grunting and straining that normal people don't have. * You have no idea what supplements to take. * Your monthly supplement bill is more than your monthly mortgage. * If you happen to wake up at 3:00 a.m., you make yourself a protein shake. * You start lifting earlier than the U.S. military even gets out of bed. * You take 30 minutes loading 45 pound plates on the leg press machine when you do legs. * You tend to run instead of sprint, jog instead of run, speed walk instead of jog, walk instead of speed walk, sit instead of walk, lay down instead of sit, nap instead of lay down and sleep instead of nap just to give yourself more rest and recuperation time to grow. * You have more bikini's than your wife or girlfriend. * You can't stop yourself from squeezing a front abdominal shot in the mirror when you are the only one in a public restroom. * You do the above even with people in the restroom and ask them what they think. * Your wife or girlfriend has more body hair than you do. * Your abdominals are super ripped, but for some reason this area is so bloated that it bulges out further than your chest. * You hate 13 page magazine information articles on new supplements. * Eight of your buddies have to sit on top of the leg press machine when you do legs. * Donkey calf raises don't embarrass you anymore. * You prefer black and white photos of yourself instead of color. * You appear in 4 out of 8 major Bodybuilding magazines each month. * You camp out in front of the book store waiting for the new Bodybuilding magazines to hit the shelf. * You know that watching T.V. and eating protein powder won't make your muscles grow. * You own part of a major supplement company or nutrition franchise. * You endorse supplements that you wouldn't even use yourself. * When you were in the military and had to deploy over seas, you packed tons of tuna in your luggage. * Your workout now takes 1 hour or less compared to when you use to lift for 3 hours a day every day. * You know where the best corner of the gym is where the light above you shows off all of your serration's the best. * People stop working out and watch you as you do your dead lifts. * You need 2 spotters when you do squats. * You pose more than 20 times a day in any mirror available. * You boil eggs 3 dozen at a time. * You eat tuna and rice for breakfast. * You have to tan year around. * You listen to punk music on your walkman during your leg and dead lift days. * You have realized and accepted that your "partying" days are now over. * You eat 6 to 9 meals a day. * You know the gram count of every known protein food source on the planet. * A rice cake contains more water in it than you do on the day of your competition. * Even your butt has serration's on it. * Your veins look like a road atlas of the U.S. * Your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend just up and left you one day. * You have thrown up after doing heavy legs. * You dry heave after doing heavy legs. * You REALLY can't straighten out your elbows. * Your triceps sit out at 45 degree angles from resting on your huge lats. * When you hear six-pack, you think of abs instead of beer. * You always have a cooler of food riding shottie in you car. * You have ever missed an event because it would have interferred with your workout schedule. |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 24 2008, 10:08 PM |
| you have 16 inch arms TOPS when you're pumped and u weigh 185 lean AND it took u steroids to get there |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 24 2008, 10:13 PM |
| OMG!!! gearskie has become the bulknut antagonist. Why'd it take so long? You've been a regular here for a long time. I smell an efight!!! |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 24 2008, 11:55 PM | ||
Sorry genius, that was before anything, if you can learn how to read. But explain to me sir, how you beg for my facial, yet its you who erases his own face, or looks down in his pics aswell as wearing a hat or sunglasses in all of yours? |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:02 AM |
| oh whoops ur right. u said u were 180 in this and now ur 185. u must look WAY different with at least 16.5 inch arms with that extra 5lbs bro! u started ur pct at 200 tho. i bet u started cutting huh? lookin swole bro! |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:03 AM | ||
Hey I have no complaints.  But that pic was takin May 10th of last year anyhow, and I was cutting then, and dipped into the 170s, over did the cardio, cause of my awesomely fast metabo. So Im happy right now at my weight. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:04 AM |
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| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:07 AM |
| ya ya now i know where u got your screen name. roids where do u get those smilies? |
| Posted by: (_)_)===D Jul 25 2008, 12:10 AM |
| I dont see anything wrong with his physique. He has good trap size and hes vascular. its all about aesthetics, hes proportioned. fuck it, its summer. low body fat is what its all about. save the bulk for fall/winter. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:13 AM | ||
http://www.clipartof.com/details/emoticon/1947.html |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:13 AM | ||
Leave him alone, hes just insecure, hence his step into the gear world. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:15 AM |
Arnie, you look good for a natty guy. If I were queerskie, I'd do ya.  |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:16 AM |
| u do know that jayv does gear too right? i did test. he did test/tren/h-drol.........hence he won cause hes the better abuser |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:16 AM |
| I mean... You know youre a bodybuilder when you have 16 inch arms TOPS when you're pumped and u weigh 185 lean AND it took u steroids to get there Does that even make sense? |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:17 AM | ||
I dont give a shit what Javy did, I have buddies on juice competing..Your just a clown..Period. Listen to you, BUT JAVY DOES IT TOOO!! Fuckin baby. My point exactly. |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:19 AM |
| oh good one. i'm a clown. that hurts comming from a 180lb personal trainer |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:20 AM | ||
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| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:23 AM |
| again? when was the first time. its you're not your moron. did u go to highschool even? i cant argue with you. you're too stupid. maybe you should ask azfitz about how to get a real training job like he has. you do know he owns u in the training profession right? |
| Posted by: Alan115396 Jul 25 2008, 12:24 AM |
Two guys begging for pictures of each other.....That's pretty sad  |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:24 AM | ||
You gonna reach out to other people...again to divert the attention? And Im sure he does, Ive been a trainer for...hmm a whole 8 months. Anything more brain busters....Clownskie? |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:28 AM |
| gearskie isn't a trainer is he? I think the only way to settle this is a pose off in the members pictures section. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:31 AM | ||
I just trying to shut him up, cause hes got no valid reasons for anything. He reaches out on all his arguments. Its pretty amusing |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:32 AM |
| no i'm not a trainer. if i was i'd be a real one not a salesman like bomrclone. i'd go to school for it. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:34 AM |
You mean he's not certified?  |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:34 AM |
| its pretty easy to prove that u suck at life. you're in your mid 20s and you're a personal trainer with no future. you do steroids and you're 180. you think weed is the healing of a nation. LMAO. idiot |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:35 AM |
Oh my!  |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:36 AM | ||
no he prob is. do u think theres a future in a 2 week personal training certificate that allows you to work at a gym and make next to minimum? |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:36 AM | ||
I dont do sales. If your memory serves you right, I mentioned it was an option for my job. And my course was a 6 monther clownskie. I cant complain, I pull in about 500 a week workin some pretty minimal hours...were talkin less than 25 hours a week. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:39 AM |
| <~~ Continues to yawn through this one. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:40 AM |
| $500/week for 25 hrs ain't bad! That's $20/hr. |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:40 AM |
| LMAO WHOA a 6 monther? which cert is that? and you're full of shit u dont make 500 a week. trainers do get shit especially geared small ones. i bet u get 10 an hour tops. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:40 AM | ||
And that includes weekends off. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:44 AM | ||
Hahahaha do you honestly think id train people for 10 an hour, seriously dude. And I went through NPTI, google it. |
| Posted by: (_)_)===D Jul 25 2008, 12:44 AM | ||
Agreed. Queerskie can judge the Pose off and put the winners pic in his sig link. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:47 AM |
| Werd. Enough of this back and forth "you suck" bullshit. Let's see some pics. |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 12:48 AM |
| i'm done in here. now you're lying and even if you're not u make 20k a year after taxes. but everyone knows trainers get paid shit and you're pathetic enough to lie so i'm outa here |
| Posted by: Alan115396 Jul 25 2008, 12:49 AM |
| Now Roids wants pics You dissapoint me my friend  |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:51 AM | ||
Haha finally. but I make a cool 21/hr, I could say 25, but that would be a lie... its shit for a trainer, your right, but my first real job outta school, 10 mins from the house, with clients handed to me? Ill take it. |
| Posted by: Roids1 Jul 25 2008, 12:53 AM | ||
I'm just suggesting that they pose up or shut up. THe best way to settle the efight is to see who's the most jack'd rather than who makes the most e-cash. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 12:59 AM | ||||
Ill give it to clownskie, cause frankly I dont give a shit, Ive posted full shots, everyone knows where I stand...and were talkin two totally different weight classes. SO if he wants to get his rocks off challenging, what am I considered, a light weight when hes a heavy weight? Power to him. |
| Posted by: Queerskie Jul 25 2008, 03:38 AM |
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| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 08:23 AM |
Ill give it to ya clownskie....you are jacked...saw you over the weekend..was gonna say whats up then i noticed... |
| Posted by: gearskie Jul 25 2008, 11:12 AM |
| you continue to talk shit and then try calling me insecure. do u feel better now having made an awful joke? or does being in your mid 20s with no degree or future still make you insecure. i understand. i'd probly kill myself |
| Posted by: gayv24inchspinners Jul 25 2008, 11:36 AM |
| A to the K get in the way i'll bring dre and them wit me and turn this day into fuckin mayhem you stayin wit me? dont let me lose u i'm not tryin to confuse u when i let loose with this oozie and shoot through your izuzu hahaaaaaaa FUCK yall bitches! |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 01:30 PM | ||
No degree? Sorry, I have an associates...Yes, its an associates...but its a degree. Anymore wonderfulness coming from your 3 year old mouth? |
| Posted by: accent115 Jul 25 2008, 01:33 PM |
| man my dick is hyoooogeeeee |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 01:34 PM | ||
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| Posted by: Alan115396 Jul 25 2008, 01:35 PM |
| Opfor will suck your hyyoooooge schlong for ya |
| Posted by: accent115 Jul 25 2008, 01:36 PM | ||
he might be hitting that point to, then again i might too if i was 18 and a virgin |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 04:14 PM |
| ..You take juice and your head and ego grow bigger than the rest of your body. |
| Posted by: OmniRed Jul 25 2008, 05:43 PM |
| man who gives a shit, you all sound like a bunch of PMSing women. |
| Posted by: OmniRed Jul 25 2008, 05:53 PM |
| speaking of... can someone please clarify something for me in this thread. are you guys saying "cycle" as in gears or menstrual? |
| Posted by: Alan115396 Jul 25 2008, 05:57 PM | ||
Without a doubt |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 05:59 PM | ||||
Tell that to PMSkie, i just like getting him fired up and listening to him rant. He reaches to all ends of the earth in an attempt to win an unbeatable fight. |
| Posted by: OmniRed Jul 25 2008, 06:06 PM |
| Ive been holding onto this for a while... but i think this thread deserves it. http://youtube.com/watch?v=nZo0dQlAgD8 |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jul 25 2008, 06:10 PM |
So you know youre a bodybuilder....if you use manpons?  lol I remember that though, funny shit. |
| Posted by: typeRob Jul 25 2008, 06:10 PM |
| http://youtube.com/watch?v=aSpDA0kEbCA sometimes i think gears fuck with my memory |
