JOOSE is horrible once it barely gets warm. Tastes like curdled beer after a while. Well. Unless you're drunk. Or you can just chug it like I did.
I remember the summer before last, I had a SPARKS at the pool. I finished off a six pack of tall budweisers, yacked in the grass (empty stomach) and started sipping on a SPARKS. My ex ran up to our apartment with a bunch've friends to play Guitar Hero. I stayed back with
one of her friend's girlfriends. This asian. With HUGE fakies. My other friend was spelunking with her other and generally paid me no mind. Apparently the whole time I was flirting with this
big boobied asian girl. Rubbing up on her. Every five minutes I "supposedly" would turn around to my other friend and say, "HUUUGGGEEE KNOCCKEERRSS", or "JUGS", or "BANGERS", or.. you get the point -- all while giving the hand motion to go with it.
My ex was pissed at me the next day, but fuck her. She left me with temptation! Not my fault if the chick ended up sticking her hand in my pants.