Eating Chicken 4+ Times a Day |
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| Posted by: SpiritWalker Jun 25 2008, 01:36 PM |
| What up everyone. I eat A LOT of chicken every day. At least 4 breasts a day. I have the most disguisting farts in the history of man. They smell like dead chickens. Anyone else have this problem? Maybe I might have a stomach virus or something? On top of all the chicken I eat, I eat 3-4 of those meals with 1 1/2 cups dry oatmeal. Yogurt throughout the day. 2-3 Cyctogainer shakes, and tuna/cottage cheese before bed. Could it just be a combination of all this food that is creating such an uproar in my stomach? Or could it just be the chicknen?! If no one knows, who the fuck cares, just wondering if anyone else has the same experience. |
| Posted by: accent115 Jun 25 2008, 01:37 PM |
| Probably the cyto gainer. |
| Posted by: Mustang69 Jun 25 2008, 02:29 PM |
| yea i fart alot too..... im guna try RPN GUT HEALTH to cut down on gas releases from my ass. I kno there is a log sumwhere online w/a client using this supplement & if i remember correctly he had an average of 55+ farts per day and cut down to 3-4 per day. sounds gud from the reviews ive heard. according to the claims of GUT HEALTH it shud be very beneficial for cleaning out ur system & anal gas releases & im pretty sure there are other positive aspects also. |
| Posted by: Arnoldclone Jun 25 2008, 02:48 PM |
| Well the healthier you eat the more you fart, n the more they stink. |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Jun 25 2008, 03:41 PM |
| I'm guessing its the shakes, not the chicken. Meat proteins really have never bothered my stomach but in the past, whey and Muscle Milk give me rotten ass. |
| Posted by: Lorken Jun 25 2008, 04:21 PM |
| High protein = ungodly farts and smell. When I bulk with lots of protein, it's almost unbearable to be around me. I have to spray febreeze and use candles constantly at work. At home I don't care, but my house smells like a large outhouse. Lately I've been bulking with more carbs though, so it's not as bad, and I tolerate high carb pretty well, so why not? They're still pretty bad though. I don't think I could use a public gym if I went with more protein. I'd either stink everyone out, or blow an o-ring trying to hold it in. I just wish I could run my car on it! Chicks dig it too. |
| Posted by: mikeack Jun 25 2008, 07:01 PM |
| try using gas pills like bean-o... i have some of the most disgusting farts. ive cleared out bars,, ruined couches and chairs. bean-o helps if you take it before meals. but i stopped because i kind of like the smell of my own farts. |
| Posted by: AdamGrossman Jun 25 2008, 09:57 PM | ||
Cut down on your semen intake and you'll be alright. |
| Posted by: SpiritWalker Jun 26 2008, 02:07 PM | ||||
? wow that was hilarious douche bag, thanks for the constructive advice, taco bell mcdonald eating fat fuck |
| Posted by: AdamGrossman Jun 26 2008, 09:47 PM |
| ZING!! Hell yeah I eat McDonalds...2 triple cheeseburgers for $3 motherfucker! Calories = muscle gain. You want constructive advice? Remove the erect penises from your anus and mouth, bathe in the stench of your own gas and be proud of the smells that leak forth from you. If you don't like how your farts smell then don't eat protein. |
| Posted by: SpiritWalker Jun 27 2008, 01:39 AM |
| who said i didnt like the smell of my farts? i actually love my farts, i cup my farts in my hands and bring it to my face, god i love that shit. its jsut that others dont approve, shit fucking fag bitch whore, stfu |
| Posted by: ENGAGE Jun 27 2008, 11:18 AM |
| As mentioned before, Its probably the Cytogainer man.. Protein in general will give you nasty ass fumes but Cytogainer is baaaad.. Among my friends we actually have a specific one called a "cytogainer fart" which is the worst.. haha Just make sure that you're drinking adequate amounts of water to aide in the digestion of all of that protein man. You may want to try some green tea too it will break it down. |
| Posted by: Lorken Jun 30 2008, 10:34 AM |
I want this tatooed right above my wang. Not a diss on anyone, except dirty fags who like semen. |
| Posted by: colin.muller Jul 3 2008, 11:49 PM |
| I was eating the same exact diet as you for a while before I decided that I would fart myself to death....Its just the combination of foods, while protein shakes do naturally give you gas. It could be also the lactose intake you have with the high protein mixed. Try giving your diet more variety for less poopants. |
| Posted by: JennC Jul 4 2008, 12:19 AM |
| I'd guess it's all the protein, but the shakes are probably causing the most gas. Unless you're lactose intolerant then maybe the yogurt is also suspect. Apples are my nemesis. I love them but they create horribly painful gas pains and really funky farts. I just get up and speed walk around the office crop dusting. |
| Posted by: cc-10 Jul 4 2008, 12:28 AM |
wow  |
| Posted by: nikoli Jul 15 2008, 10:37 PM |
| don't u get sick of eating chicken every single day? |
| Posted by: SpiritWalker Jul 31 2008, 02:27 AM |
Thanks for all the feedback everyone, and nope, definitely dont get sick of eating chicken every day  |
| Posted by: PotentiallyFatal Jul 31 2008, 11:59 AM | ||
...thats completely not true in the slightest. healthy people fart yes, but excessive gas is not a good sign...the fact that it smells like rotting poultry can't be a good sign either. I eat chicken, tuna, lean red meat, cc and all of the above. However, I do not consume dry oats. I make sure I consume a massive amount of fiber with each high protein meal...spinach, broccoli, asparagus etc. I fart, but they don't stink...as far as powdered protein I only have 2 shakes a day, i.5 servings ISO post training and 1 serving casein before bed...its all about balance. All in all, its all about the fiber when it comes to gut health. Some thing most nuybs dont even consider. |
| Posted by: july.safin Aug 30 2008, 10:13 AM |
| You're very lucky. I used to be in your shoes, wanting badly to be heavier. I was about 4% body fat, 135 lbs when I graduated from high school...When I went away to college I got my wish, by eating more. The trouble is that it didn't look or feel very good. Trust me, you're in a very good situation right now. There will come a time when you are doing the opposite-- fighting to get or stay trim because your metabolism will hit the brakes. Just make sure to notice when that happens, and adjust. Now I'm a couple of weeks shy of 45 and am managing to keep it at 172, 5'9'' or thereabouts. I do that by eating modest amounts, avoiding red meat and cheese, eating lots of fiber, and trying to exercise regularly. Enjoy these exceptionally trim days while you can. Some day you'll be bragging to your children about it. http://www.yeastinfectionadvice.com . |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Aug 30 2008, 11:09 AM |
| Show rack!! |
| Posted by: typeRob Aug 30 2008, 01:02 PM |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGl_TEj1IIc |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Aug 30 2008, 02:25 PM |
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| Posted by: SpiritWalker Sep 10 2008, 01:08 PM | ||
hahahaha what a great post for this thread, good sh!t. |
| Posted by: Ronald33 Sep 10 2008, 10:05 PM |
| i just ordered the gut health so ill let you guys know if it works, its got good reviews all over...that video is funny as shit tho. |
| Posted by: PotentiallyFatal Sep 11 2008, 12:10 PM | ||
Is july.safin a chick!? mmmm hmmmm 172 @ 5'9" is ideal bedroom SFP/AP weight You can smash that sh*t for hours without her complaining about it being 'sore' |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Sep 11 2008, 12:17 PM | ||||
I really hope so otherwise what the hell is up with the yeastinfectionadvice site. Either way WTF? BTW, who the hell is lorken? Don't think I've seen any post of his and he's got like over 200 or so? |
| Posted by: PotentiallyFatal Sep 11 2008, 12:35 PM | ||
...a little bit of yeast makes autoplowing nice and sloppy! Just spit on the puss get it wet and mix it all up...save it and use it in your shakes to give the acidophilus in your lower intestine a workout! Either way. 172 lbs of woman turns me the f*ck on. Fun to smack around, less likely to cry, and more likely to fight back and give a challenge...all the while being ballzdeep innit. Theres a fine line bw fighting and f*cking! Lorken is the bodybuilder extradinarie. javy has the hots for him. |
| Posted by: Ronald33 Sep 11 2008, 02:17 PM |
| im new here but i have been reading these forums for awhile and laughed my ass off when this lorken kid got called out and posted his picture thinking hes big and ripped |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Sep 11 2008, 02:33 PM |
| That's true PF. Jake likes them over 185lbs though. |
| Posted by: PotentiallyFatal Sep 11 2008, 03:16 PM | ||
...takes a true veteran to realize these things. 185 lbs isn't so bad either...provided shes 5'10 and over. Thats when sex officially becomes hazardous, and a slip and miss could result in a bent or dislocated cock. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Sep 11 2008, 03:25 PM |
| No doubt. Of course at that weight I would hope you're on top! |