Droppin' Loads!

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Posted by: Roids Jun 6 2008, 09:34 PM
I've noticed that since I've gone to 5-6 meals per day lately in my quest to get back to a jacked and tan condition, I'm shitting about 3-4 times a day. I don't know if it's because I have a fairly high metabolism or what. But, it's becoming a pain in the ass, literally. I've thought about just holding it in and trying to take maybe one or two extra large dumps per day. But after putting it off, when I finally do drop a load, it's getting fisted from the inside out! ohmy.gif

So I'm just curious how often you guys are droppin' deuces and if this is just sum10 you have to get used to.

Posted by: Powder~Fiend Jun 6 2008, 09:53 PM
Abstain from voting and recommend a motion to declare Roids "shit poll" as the worst poll of all time. All in favor say Aye!

Posted by: willpiazza31 Jun 6 2008, 11:26 PM
Morning and evening/night. That's about it.


Posted by: goodskie Jun 6 2008, 11:28 PM
3-6 times

Posted by: hadi_D Jun 6 2008, 11:58 PM
Twice a day! One after the first meal, one after the last meal...Weird unsure.gif

Posted by: RandyOrton Jun 7 2008, 08:25 AM
1-2 times in the morning
1 time at work
1 when i get home


more food and cardio gets me on the shitter more than usual


adding in pisses, i wonder how long i waste during the day in the bathroom

Posted by: Roids Jun 7 2008, 09:56 AM
Holy Shit Goodskie! That's a lot of time spent on the shitter. You ever stop it up, like even before you throw in all the paper?

Posted by: cc-10 Jun 7 2008, 11:05 AM
3-6 times like goodskie


Posted by: willpiazza31 Jun 7 2008, 02:19 PM
Who's got the colostomy bag?

Alan?

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Posted by: goodskie Jun 7 2008, 02:33 PM
one time i shit so much my shit rose well above the water line.....and the water line wasnt low blink.gif

Posted by: Roids Jun 7 2008, 03:21 PM
QUOTE (willpiazza31 @ Jun 7 2008, 01:19 PM)
Who's got the colostomy bag?

Alan?

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Come on now. He is like 49 afterall. sad.gif

Everytime I shit, it's a double-flusher nowadays. First the shit, then the paper. Last time I tried to flush both at the same, I had to force it down with a plunger. The shit was well above the waterline and I had to shove the plunger down into it before I could even begin plunging. I was gagging like crazy. blink.gif

Posted by: Bryan60275 Jun 7 2008, 05:36 PM
who shits 3-5 times a day? seriously eat some cheese or something and plug that ass up.

Posted by: goodskie Jun 7 2008, 05:44 PM
people that weigh over 150 lbs smile.gif

Posted by: Chris25533 Jun 7 2008, 06:45 PM
yeah you know its a massive dump when it piles up above the water line.. three to six times a day is probably a good average for the amount of times i make my way to the john

Posted by: goodskie Jun 7 2008, 07:06 PM
ya its not always that much. sometimes it will be just once, but thats on a rare day when diet is way off

Posted by: Light Weight Baby Jun 7 2008, 09:46 PM
You aren't eating frequently enough if you only get 1-2 bowel movements a day.

Posted by: Will109090 Jun 8 2008, 12:11 PM
Varies. When I was gaining a ton of weight in winter 2006-07, I was shitting 3-5 times a day.

Now, it's about 1-2 times a day. But since I'm going to start bulking this coming week, I'll be anticipating 2-4 times daily, hopefully. Gotta love those dry shits, so when you wipe, there's nothing on the TP huh.gif

Posted by: Doogsy Jun 8 2008, 03:05 PM
Id say 1-2

Posted by: Arnoldclone Jun 9 2008, 10:21 AM
Usually twice, sometimes 3. But when Im switching from a cutting diet to bulking, its handsdown, 5-6 times a day.

Posted by: Big_Ben Jun 9 2008, 01:55 PM
QUOTE (Doogsy @ Jun 8 2008, 04:05 PM)
Id say 1-2

+1....you guys just full of shit or what?!!! tongue.gif

Maybe I am.... sad.gif

Posted by: Tswole Jun 9 2008, 02:11 PM
3-4 soft serves. biggrin.gif