Other than living in the same state as Assfit...
Of course, there are literally dozens of reasons not to or even consider moving to Arizona. For some reason though, people keep on coming without even thinking about the potential consequences. Maybe this list will make just
one person think twice before making a move which he or she will come to regret every single day. Feel free to add your reasons for not relocating to Arizona below.
10. Traffic Cameras - the Valley is absolutely littered with traffic cameras, whether it be radar cameras or red light cameras or a combination of the two. Driving in Arizona is a disaster as it is, but you constantly got to be on the look out for
speed traps, mobile radar vans, or lights that could be moments from going red. How many
other states do you know that generate the majority of their revenue from
speed traps and poorly timed traffic signals?
9. Overcrowded - there is already far too many people packed into the Valley. Everyone who moves here just adds
one more car on the road, more pollution, and increased commute times for everyone. Do you really want to be surrounded by traffic and smog as well?
8. Culture - what culture? The majority of Arizona residents spend their days and nights getting black out drunk. There’s not much else going on. Enough said.
7. The people - liars, thieves, illegals, con-artists, white trash, felons, 30k millionaires, fakes, and everyone else who moved here hoping to blend in. Arizona is filled with a number of low class individuals, and it shows in every aspect of day-to-day life. The people here are generally rude, arrogant, unfriendly, and not even worth dealing with.
6. Weather - temperatures well over 100 degrees for at least 4 months of the year. Is there really any
other way to put it?
5. Traffic - not only is the traffic terrible, but Arizona boasts some of the worst drivers in the country. The Valley is so spread out that you are forced to
drive anywhere and everywhere. Don’t forget - somewhere around 40% of Arizona’s drivers are uninsured.
4. Schools - Arizona public schools consistently rank just about dead last in every ranking done across the country. These schools are under-funded, over-crowded, and teachers are underpaid. More on Arizona schools later.
3. Crime - the crime in Arizona is continually getting worse and absolutely nothing is being done about it. Don’t forget that pulling over the guy for going 5 miles over the
speed limit is more important than catching the real criminals who will rob you at gunpoint or break into your house while you are there.
2. Job Market - everyone always says there are plenty of jobs across the Valley. That is, if you want to work in a call center or sell used cars or work for the fast food industry. There are very few corporate, white-collar positions in the Valley and this will not be changing anytime soon.
1. Economy - let’s face it Arizona’s economy is sinking, and sinking fast. Arizona’s economy was almost solely tied to the real estate market and with that crashing down, what is everyone going to do? The recent housing crash will end up affecting every Valley resident for years to come and then some. Unlike most areas, Arizona has nothing to fall back on and who really knows what will become of the Valley and its people in the coming years.
"Anyway, it's not what spews out of her mouth that matters, it's what you spew into her mouth."
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Top Ten Reasons Not To Move To Arizona
Plus, most mexicans have like 8 kids. 
