Were they Nigerian? What the fuck does that have to do with this thread?

Take it to the clean thread.

Alex was talking about Dateline NBC, just made me thought of that time, =D hahaha...Sorry Will

YO VIP! LETS KiCK IT!

Van Winkle is bomb

"Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTJ_n9Oqs0&feature=related

Is he Canadian? Or is that Snow?

Both whiggers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggjoSmSp4XU

Whooowho got my notification today....and just told the boss to go kiss my a.....



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Claims Verification Form Below
1. Your Full Names:
2. Address:
3. Telephone and Fax Numbers:
4. Occupation:
5. Reference Number:
6. How often do you drink Pepsi:
Claims Agent
Name: Mrs Cherry Rings
Email: cherryclaimsdesk01@jmail.co.za
Best Regards,
Willie Adams
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====================================================

One of my Economics professors was from Nigeria. Could hardly understand a fuckin' world that fat lipped fucker said. He was probably the darkest man I've ever seen.

Ftank, who is the girl in the Avatar man???

Her name is Ewa Barbara Sonnet.

I have the rest of that clip

My problems are over, Just got this via E-mail:

SAFRI NORULL CHAMBERS
SOLOCITORS AND ADVOCATES
N0 102-A2,Lot 3224
Mukim Batu Berendam,malacca,Malaysia
Phone

Dear Alan,

"I am Barrister Safri Norull of Safri Norull Chambers, a legal practitioner in Malaysia with many years of practice.I was an attorney to a deceased client of mine who died in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia of a heart related condition in 2001. My reason of sending you this email is to help secure the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Standard Assurance Finance where this fund valued at $8.6million dollars was deposited.

Since you do have the same surname with my late client, I would want to present you as the legitimate beneficiary with all legal documents required to back the claim up.The holding Financial Home has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated, and so far, all my efforts to get hold of someone related to this man has proved abortive.

This is my proposal; I am asking for your consent to present you to the Financial Home as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. I do have a good standing in Malaysia, it is my assurance that this transaction will be successful and that I will make sure that the transaction is done within the applicable laws to guarantee full legitimacy.

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. However, if this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology.

Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. Do understand that this transaction do require utmost confidence and you should keep this mail to yourself not withstanding if you are rejecting the transaction or accepting it.
Note that I reserve the right to reject your acceptance of this proposal if I have reasons to believe that you may not be honest or discreet as it concerns this proposal.Further details will be giving as soon as your interest is indicated."

Safri Norull Chambers

Barrister Safri Norull

Have fun being a sex-slave