I got this email today.

Mr. Waziri George.
Secretary, Niger Delta Development Commission,
38 Aba Road, Port Harcourt,
Rivers State.
Nigeria.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Waziri George, an official in the present Government and also a founding member of the newly elected President of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). I guess this mail will come to you as a surprise, I believe it's God's direction, the fact is that you and two other people where the result of my search for a foreign contact.

I have been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues, to look for an overseas account were we would transfer some funds into, hence the reason for this mail. We shall be transferring the money to your account with you as the beneficiary, under the guise that you are being paid for a contract which you/your company executed for our country through the Niger Delta Development Commission and any other Federal Ministry that we decide to use to siphoned the funds through.

My committee - The Niger Delta Development Commission (N.D.D.C.) which is in charge of managing and supervising the disbursement of oil sales revenues for the present Government which covers payment to foreign and local contractors that have executed contracts for our country. The revenue under our control runs into several hundred of millions of dollars monthly. Myself and other colleagues in the N.D.D.C. are currently in need of a foreign partner with whose bank account we shall transfer the sum of Nine Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars ($9.5M). This fund was accrued from various over invoicing of foreign contractor's payments over the years.

The Total fund is presently waiting in the Government Account named CBN/FGN INDEPENDENT REVENUE account of the Central Bank of Nigeria. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the N.D.D.C., we cannot acquire these funds in our name. This is because as top civil servants, we are not allowed by law of the land to own or operate bank accounts outside our country for now.

For your support and partnership, your percentage will be discussed, you must however note that this transaction with regards to our disposition to continue with you, is subject to the terms. Firstly, our conviction of your transparency, Secondly that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality and above all, that you will provide an account over which you have absolute control. This transaction, although discrete, is legitimate and there is no risk or
legal liability either to ourselves or yourself now or in the future as we have put in place the necessary machinery that will ensure a successful transfer into your account upon acceptance.

The transfer will be effected to your account within ten to fourteen (10-14) working days from the date we reach an agreement and you furnish me with a suitable bank account and company name and your contact numbers fax/telephone.

I look forward to doing business with you and do seek your transparency in this transaction, Please mail your response to me immediately so I can also give you my phone contact numbers and update you on our plans as to how we intend to actualize this. More so, I will also appreciate you send me your Telephone/Fax number in your response.

Sincerely yours,

Waziri George

we learned about this in organize crime class...damn dirty dems

Guess you won't be considered then will....it DOES say "that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality"

You got lucky Will. Everytime I get those emails and send them my info they just steal all my money and my identity. Yours sounds like the real deal.

And another!!

Dear Winner,

The draw of the UK National Lottery®. online Sweepstakes
International Program held on 1ST MAY,won you the Lottery in
the Bonus Ball 7.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your
claim, kindly contact our fiduciary agent with the information below:

Name: MR DAVID JAMES
Email: customer_service_centre@strompost.com
or call
+447031846184,+447031846405

Complete the below form and summit it to:
customer_service_centre@strompost.com

YOUR FULL NAMES:
YOUR WINNING NUMBERS:
YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBERS:
YOUR AGE:
YOUR COUNTRY:
LANGUAGE:
YOUR OCCUPATION:
HAVE YOU EVER WON A LOTTERY BEFORE:
HOW DO YOU FEEL TO BE A WINNER:

I__ __________________________ hereby declare that the above
information
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given
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Please endeavor to contact MR DAVID JAMES +447031846184 via email
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Online coordinator
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Wife got this one yesterday...

I HAVE REGISTERED YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITH FEDEX

ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY



I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable
Bank
Draft of $14.6 Million United States Of America Dollars, but I did not
hear from you


since for a couple of weeks now. Then I went to the bank to confirm if
the
draft has expired or getting near to the date of expire and Dr.Wilson
the
Director Bank of Africa told me that before the draft will get to your
hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $14.6 MILLION UNITED STATES OFAMERICA
DOLLARS to cash

payment to avoid losing this funds under expiration as I will be out of
the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till ending
of
May 2008.What you have to do now is to contact Fedex COURIER COMPANY as


soon as possible to know when they will deliver your Consignment to you
because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the
delivering Charge, Insurance premium.



The only money you will send to the Fedex Courier Company to deliver
your
Consignment direct to your postal Address in your country is ($105 .00
USD) One Hundred And Five United States Of Ameica Dollars only being
Security Keeping Fee

of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't be deceived by anybody to
pay
any other money except $105.00 US Dollars.


I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when
you
will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact Fedex
Courier Company Servecis now, for the delivery of your Draft with this
information bellow:

1,Your full Name
2, Your Delivery Address:
3, Your Cell Phone Number:
4,Your Age:
5,Your Country:
6,Your OCUPATION:

Directors Name: MARK ANDERSON
Companys Name: Fedex Courier Company
Email Address: woolwine21@gmail.com
Phone:+234-187-20-897
Fax:1-501-647-0399


Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your
package
over there and know when it will get to your door step so that you can


sign on it. Let me repeat again,Try to contact them as soon as you
receive
this mail and ask them how you will make the security fee of $105 usd
to
them to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
Keeping fee of $105 .00 US Dollars for their immediate action.

Note this. The FEDEX COURIER COMPANY don't know the contents of the
Box.

I registered it as a BOX of Africa cloths. They did not know the
contents
was money. this is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don’t let them
know that box contents is money ok.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr. BRIAN CHAD JONES

So they're gonna send you 14.6 million dollars in cash via FedEx?

How's it feel to win the fuckin lottery Will?

It feels pretty good. I sent Obama my bank account number and everything. I can't wait to get my money!!

Nigeria has oil? F'n skinny nigers. So black they look purple sometimes.

This is bullshit! You guys are all hooking up with these rich overseas business partners while all I get is laid off!

i've been getting these for a while.. i can't believe people fall for the shit.. they did a special on dateline about them

For all I know, this isn't the guy's real info. No one would pass up an opportunity like this so easily. I think you're trying to scam me or sum10.

Try to sell a laptop on Ebay and you will receive 10+ within minutes of the post.

Kindest attention:

My name is Luis Sacra, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
As my faith lays on the edge now, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations and those in need. I want this to be one of the last good deeds I will do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organization when I was well. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money, which I have there to charity organization in the United States, Asia, Middle East and Europe; they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of money, which no one knows of, is the huge cash deposit of eighteen million dollars ($18,000.000.00) that I have with a Bank in LONDON. I will want you to help me withdraw this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations and use it to help those in need.

N/B; Kindly note that 30% of this fund must go to victims of Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, South Asia Earthquake, 50% to other charity organizations around the world and 20% for your effort and time. I cannot talk to you on phone due to my heath situation, as I am using my laptop computer to communicate with you. You should respond to this e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf. Send your response via e-mail at: sacra_lu@yahoo.fr

God be with you.
Luis Sacra.

Wonderful, warm, generous chaps those Nigerians.

They're constantly emailing me with offers to just gives me $$s for nothing.

If only other cultures could be this kind and generous

I remember when some freinds and me went to daytona beach Fl. Well we saw these girls walking on the beach at A1A or better known as the strip. The one I was talking to had a big great rack of titts. Well the night was ending and i was making out with her and getting a handful. Then somewhere along we found out they were 15!!! I thought Chris Hanson from Dateline MSNBC "How to catch a predator" was coming out.