Assfit's in the game?!

Do you have to beat him at the C & J to advance to the next level?

I love house the hot dog street vendor says shit like "try and beat our meat", put my meat in your mouth for juicy explosion", etc. Also, at "TW@", or twat, the net cafe', you can get online and visit Craplist, which is a funny as hell spoof of Craigslist. These guys are geniuses. best game ever.

Anyone done any missions for Brucie? That guy is nuts. Just did my first hit for him. $4,000. 4x my biggest payout so far. The fucker I was chasing, pulled a cop manuever on a delivery truck, the back doors opened and a ton of barrels came flying at me. Then the truck swerved back and forth, t-boned my cop car, I did a bunch've acrobatics and landed facing the direction I was going in already. Blew out the guys tires and blasted him when he got out of his car. Some of the stuff in this game feels so scripted that it identifies a mission as "unique" due to how some of the finer details pan out. Such as this other mission where I had to take out these dealers who were impeding on another dealers' turf. Their apartment looked like a scene out of Trainspotting. Trashed, dirty, fucked up couches, no TV, minimal windows, wallpaper half missing... felt like I'd been there before.

I just can't play video games at all anymore. I get frustrated and feel like Im wasting my time.


I can whoop anyone's ass in Golden eye 007 with grenade launchers, though


If I didn't have a GF, I'd probably play more video games. i play with clits now

I know what you mean Ftank.



Golden gun is a good way to play

Doogsy, If you dont grab her clit during the next movie, Im gonna hop across the pond and slap you in da mouf.