The wife is going out of town with our daughter so the house is gonna reek all weekend for me basically!!

Probably save some time during the day to SFW's and much needed riding time on my 600RR. But once I have time to chill...I'm gonna be blazed!

Hookers and Guinness.

do you think 4/20 is like black friday for drug dealers?

hahaha hope to smoke a free blunt or 2

I'm not a praying man, but I'm praying that I'll have some bud by then. I'm gonna go look for a new bowl today...so what better day to christen it than 4/20?!

Marley Fest mo fukka. Raggae Fest is what they're calling it. Damn wannabe Jamaicans. It's all about the green. Fuck the revolution.

4/20 is a Sunday so I will be in church praying for all you stoners.

weed sucks. where the shrooms at?

nice man. how was your trip? explain that shit

i've done shrooms probly 20 times. i did then 5 times in 2 weeks once

best recreational drug in my opinion by far. bad trips suck ass but they can usually be avoided

havent done them in years tho.

Laying in the dark spare bedroom, every time someone would turn on the light to the spare bathroom it would appear like that of overexposing film. Lights would saturate and cover up what was actually there until my brain could figure that shit out. It was really fun letting my brain try and figure out what was happening to me. Your sense of perspective is completely skewed. Distance appears quite vast. Your brain has this inherent ability to calculate distance, when this is apparently "turned off", where things are apparently supposed to end -- like the line of the top of the gate on our balcony -- appeared to be about a 100 feet long. It's really more like 20 feet. Once your brain comprehends this, the vertical distance is completely skewed. It's like your brain only calculates in vertical and horizontal vertices. It made sense at the time, trust me. ;) I stood and looked at all the cars in the parking lot. None of them appeared to have any depth -- they all looked like they were flat, like looking at a car advertisement in a magazine.

I ended up going to the restroom once, the vertical and horizontal skewing of the world around me made the water rippling effect 10x what it really was. The water appeared to bow inward and outwards. Blew my mind and gave me some pretty good giggles. Walked out of the bathroom and all the walls appeared to have a grid-like appearance. You know the flat, rubber mesh stuff you place between say a glass vase and a flat surface to keep the vase from shifting around? Yeah, that's kinna what the texture of it looked like. The large wall that the big couch is pushed up against started to "breathe" and had a green electroluminescence to it. The florescent light on the kitchen ceiling appeared to have a misty, fog like appearance coming off of it. The light-shadow (does that make sense) appeared to pulsate off the light itself. I stared at this for a minute, then someone was like, "Are you ok?" Then someone else said, "Dude, we're all behind you." I responded, "Yeah, it's cool, I'm just seeing some shit no one else is." They all laughed and I wondered off again. In the other bathroom there was a towel on the towel rack -- I stared at that for a minute, too. It had the same red dotted and line pattern that I saw on the carpet the first time I did this stuff. The Woman came and laid on top of me once, her hair cascaded around my face -- it literally felt like I was in a forest of bamboo trees at the time. Her face was also pretty crazy looking -- like the happy/sad face drama masks. Made her face look like it was made of porcelain. Orange/reddish porcelain. When she grinned it was almost like the Joker's face. I couldn't look too long or I'd start freaking out. Closed my eyes and I was back in the universe of polyhedrons.

Fun Fact: While I laid there at the beginning, for whatever reason the latest South Park episode came to mind. I was like, "I'm curious if I can make my visuals to that of boobies." Turns out I couldn't as boobies lack sharp angles and thus my brain was unable to contort them into kaleidoscopic imagery. Ah well, I guess dollar bills, bird wings and other such things would have to suffice. :-D

My whole perception of time became non-existent. Felt like hours had passed and laughed when I realized it was only 10:30pm. Nevermind the fact that I couldn't read any clocks. They all appeared backwards or the numbers intermixed. About the time I came back to sub-reality, I took up a friend on a cigarette. As I was kinna minding my own business walking up to him, fascinated by the floor and really nothing else, he quickly places the cigarette, vertically right in front of my face. To me, this caused my entire focus to be on that of the cigarette. The proportions completely skewed, it was like one of the twin towers was a giant cigarette right in front of my face. Scared the beejezus out of me.

Alcohol and other substances made for a very flirtatious evening. After everyone left and my sister got a little sick, L and I disappeared into the abyss of each other. My perception of time was obviously skewed, but it felt like a couple hours of romping in the sack. *tips hat* Yeehaw!

lol sounds about right. how much did u eat?

Just a gram? I eat the whole 8th.