
What about crude humor? Like how I gave my girlfriend an abortion with a wire clothes hanger. Scrambled that baby like it wasn't no thang.
The great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances as though they were realities, and are more often influenced by the things that seem than by those that are. --- Niccolo Machiavelli
I like my women the same way I like my coffee: ground up and put in the freezer.