Absolutely! I don't have a huge cock but I do have a large nutsack that when properly lubricated, glides easily across a face.

Nothing will happen to him. It's going to be a monumental waste of time and money by the government.


SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA (TICKER) —All-time home run king Barry Bonds filed court papers in San Francisco Monday, seeking to dismiss much of the superceding indictment returned against him, according to the San Jose Mercury News.

According to the newspaper, Bonds’ defense team maintains that 10 of the 15 charges are so legally flawed that they must be thrown out of court.

The indictment, which was filed in May, added 10 more counts - including obstruction of justice - to the original four filed against Bonds in November. The original indictment stemmed from a 2003 grand-jury testimony in which the slugger denied knowingly taking illegal performance-enhancing drugs.

The new indictment was issued on February 29 in response to a prior ruling by U.S. District Judge Susan Illston, who agreed with a defense motion that the initial indictment was potentially vague and ambiguous.

The Mercury News reported that federal prosecutors are expected to respond to Bonds’ latest legal move next month. A free agent, Bonds has drawn little interest from teams and is set to go to trial in March

That whole fiasco will be a waste of money. He should just man up and admit he did it.

Instant replay will be instated on Thursday.

1974—Benny Ayala of the Mets became the first National League player in 13 years to hit a home run in his first major league at-bat, connecting against Houston’s Tom Griffin in New York’s 4-2 victory at Shea Stadium.

1977—Toby Harrah and Bump Wills of the Texas Rangers hit back-to-back inside-the-park home runs on consecutive pitches in the seventh inning as the Rangers beat the Yankees 8-2 at Yankee Stadium.

1978—Joe Morgan of the Cincinnati Reds hit his 200th career home run to become the first player in major league history to have 200 homers and 500 stolen bases.

1982—Rickey Henderson of Oakland broke Lou Brock’s 1974 record of 118 stolen bases in a season, and stole three more bases in the Athletics’ 5-4 loss to the Milwaukee Brewers. It gave Henderson 122 steals in 127 games

Rays shutout the Jays 1-0 and got their 80th win, joining the Angels and Cubs as the only teams with 80 wins.

Queens man says he was booted from Yankee Stadium for heading to the bathroom while "God Bless America" was playing. Brad Campeau-Lampion, 29, said off-duty cops working Tuesday night's game against the Boston Red Sox ejected him when he got up from his seat and walked to the men's room just as the patriotic anthem began.

"The officer informed me that I had to wait until the song was over," Campeau-Lampion, an information technology director from Astoria who roots for the Red Sox, told the Daily News Wednesday. "I said, 'I don't care about 'God Bless America,'" he said. "Next thing I know he was pinning my arm behind my back."

Campeau-Lampion said two officers then escorted him from the upper deck out of the Stadium.

"I've never seen anyone handled like that unless they've thrown a punch," he said. "It was a complete overreaction."

The NYPD told a different story.

A police spokesman said Campeau-Lampion was thrown out because he was "standing on his seat cursing, using inappropriate language and acting in a disrespectful manner while reeking of alcohol."

Campeau-Lampion, who filed a complaint with the NYPD's Civilian Complaint Review Board and called the New York Civil Liberties Union for advice, denies he was drunk.

A call to Yankee Stadium wasn't returned yesterday, but the team began restricting fans movements during the song after 9/11 out of respect for U.S. troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Twins got Everyday Eddie Guardado back!

Gonna catch the Rays vs Orioles today. It's James Shields figurine day.

Damn Yankees beat the Rays last night. Rays need to show up and play tonight. They need to win the next 2 games so they don't go into Boston with less than a 3 game lead.

Alan is stuck in the 80's... for life!!!!

cubs are already in post-season form.... fuckin swept by the stros

YIKES. At least the Rays haven't been swept...yet. They deserved to lose tonight. They played so shitty tonight I couldn't finish watching the game.

The Rays fans are a fucking disgrace. They've been kicking ass all year, about 30 games over 500 at home and yet they only drew 21,000 fans against the Yankees on Tuesday?!!

What a joke.

Ever been to Tampa in the summertime? You wouldn't want to see a game there either

It's a domed stadium.

My bad I misread it. 21,000 for a game during the week isn't too bad but it should be better. The game I went to last Saturday was close to full capacity.

NYY/NYM fans are much different than Rays fans. Rays have only been good for the first time in 11 years. It's 30 miles at the closest point where almost nobody lives. The majority of Tampa citizens live probably 40-50 miles away.