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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 12:21 PM
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Did your mom help her "clean" up?

"Anyway, it's not what spews out of her mouth that matters, it's what you spew into her mouth."
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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 12:24 PM
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QUOTE (willpiazza31 @ Jul 4 2008, 12:21 PM)
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Did your mom help her "clean" up?

no... thats fucking sick..

oh god.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 01:04 PM
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I hate when your fucking Doggy style and you pull a damn Cramp! Since then I fucking Strech before hand! Oh and just want to say that with one arm, I am still a beast! Lately I have been with this girl regularly. She is mad at me though, cause I cant commit. I was asking her about ever getting a Vibrator and she says," My whole body Vibrates for you!"

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 01:37 PM
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I already told u guys about some of my most memorable escapades in other similar threads...so here's the highlight reel.

1. Getting head from 2 sluts in the washroom at a booze can, girl #1 slips falls and gashes head on paper dispenser, I immediatly busted all over girl # 2 then left the scene I recall.

2. Smoking crack with black gangsta whores. Nothing more romantic than dropping hot pipe screens on a bitches weave whiles shes blowing u and smelling the plastic burn.

3. Fucking an 18 year old asian transsexual in the ass at a crowded rave out on the dancefloor. I know I'll catch flak for this one...get over it. I actually got so smashed that night and ended up pissing on his/her white x-dresser friend that I didn't like so much "can you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fag?"

4. Smashing the gums of a toothless hooker...who told me she was 35...but I swear she looked 60.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 01:49 PM
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2. Smoking crack with black gangsta whores. Nothing more romantic than dropping hot pipe screens on a bitches weave whiles shes blowing u and smelling the plastic burn.

3. Fucking an 18 year old asian transsexual in the ass at a crowded rave out on the dancefloor. I know I'll catch flak for this one...get over it. I actually got so smashed that night and ended up pissing on his/her white x-dresser friend that I didn't like so much "can you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fag?"

4. Smashing the gums of a toothless hooker...who told me she was 35...but I swear she looked 60.


You should seriously consider keeping some of this shit to yourself. I mean, Tranny's, Crack, 60 year old toothless hooker? What are you doing with yourself? Any morals???

yeah, I'm just bust'n on ya! Be careful bro, I know we only live once, but how long do you wanna live?
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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 01:58 PM
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2. Smoking crack with black gangsta whores. Nothing more romantic than dropping hot pipe screens on a bitches weave whiles shes blowing u and smelling the plastic burn.

3. Fucking an 18 year old asian transsexual in the ass at a crowded rave out on the dancefloor. I know I'll catch flak for this one...get over it. I actually got so smashed that night and ended up pissing on his/her white x-dresser friend that I didn't like so much "can you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fag?"

4. Smashing the gums of a toothless hooker...who told me she was 35...but I swear she looked 60.


You should seriously consider keeping some of this shit to yourself. I mean, Tranny's, Crack, 60 year old toothless hooker? What are you doing with yourself? Any morals???

yeah, I'm just bust'n on ya! Be careful bro, I know we only live once, but how long do you wanna live?

look whos talkin mr 'giv'r on crotch rocket'...we only live once true. I got both arms and NO stds and only fuck my fiancee nowdays.

PS: I *had* no morals...things have changed since then. It was all about staying high, paid and laid.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 03:39 PM
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ben, what bar was this at and what apartment complex. I need a better idea of what this was like. maybe I've had a similar night

my guess is either a thursday at waldos, a friday at firehouse, or a saturday at wayside
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QUOTE (PotentiallyFatal @ Jul 4 2008, 12:58 PM)
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2. Smoking crack with black gangsta whores. Nothing more romantic than dropping hot pipe screens on a bitches weave whiles shes blowing u and smelling the plastic burn.

3. Fucking an 18 year old asian transsexual in the ass at a crowded rave out on the dancefloor. I know I'll catch flak for this one...get over it. I actually got so smashed that night and ended up pissing on his/her white x-dresser friend that I didn't like so much "can you open up and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fag?"

4. Smashing the gums of a toothless hooker...who told me she was 35...but I swear she looked 60.


You should seriously consider keeping some of this shit to yourself. I mean, Tranny's, Crack, 60 year old toothless hooker? What are you doing with yourself? Any morals???

yeah, I'm just bust'n on ya! Be careful bro, I know we only live once, but how long do you wanna live?

look whos talkin mr 'giv'r on crotch rocket'...we only live once true. I got both arms and NO stds and only fuck my fiancee nowdays.

PS: I *had* no morals...things have changed since then. It was all about staying high, paid and laid.

I swear to god I'll never get tired of PF's material. Seriously, just when you think a thread couldn't deteriorate any further/sleazier, enter PF!!!! laugh.gif

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morals? fuckin a crack whore doesn't hurt anyone. they both had fun. fuck it
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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 07:28 PM
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No such thing as a "Good Girl" They all want it.. They just need to be like men and admit it.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 09:42 PM
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Word. PF's stories are awesome. Nothing wrong with his actions.


"Anyway, it's not what spews out of her mouth that matters, it's what you spew into her mouth."
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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 09:56 PM
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QUOTE (goodskie @ Jul 4 2008, 05:06 PM)
morals? fuckin a crack whore doesn't hurt anyone. they both had fun. fuck it

Nothing wrong with fuckin a tranny either if she/it's cute I reckon. unsure.gif

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:02 PM
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QUOTE (goodskie @ Jul 4 2008, 05:06 PM)
morals? fuckin a crack whore doesn't hurt anyone. they both had fun. fuck it

Nothing wrong with fuckin a tranny either if she/it's cute I reckon. unsure.gif

uhhhhh.....sure????? blink.gif

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE (Arnoldclone @ Jul 4 2008, 09:02 PM)
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morals? fuckin a crack whore doesn't hurt anyone. they both had fun. fuck it

Nothing wrong with fuckin a tranny either if she/it's cute I reckon. unsure.gif

uhhhhh.....sure????? blink.gif

I didn't make that up. PF loves trannies. Just ask him.

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lol wait did you fuck a guy then? I won't judge you I still think its funny just clear things up
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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:13 PM
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I was once jo to a tranny....till I learned it was a tranny....when the pic I clicked exposed hisers penis.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:32 PM
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QUOTE (goodskie @ Jul 4 2008, 09:09 PM)
lol wait did you fuck a guy then? I won't judge you I still think its funny just clear things up

Not me. Potentially Fatal fucked a tranny. He's proud of it too.

Arnoldclone, did you go ahead and finnish after you realized it was a tranny? Come on now, be honest!

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omg... I cant believe he threw out the "i got both arms and no STD" into the mix.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:41 PM
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QUOTE (OmniRed @ Jul 4 2008, 09:39 PM)
omg... I cant believe he threw out the "i got both arms and no STD" into the mix.

And this is the same cat who got all pissed off at me for talking shit about Islam.

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lol wait did you fuck a guy then? I won't judge you I still think its funny just clear things up

Not me. Potentially Fatal fucked a tranny. He's proud of it too.

Arnoldclone, did you go ahead and finnish after you realized it was a tranny? Come on now, be honest!

Impossible, Im may be a sick fuck at times, but cmon bro, try it, to me you just see a dudes face, without all the makeup, and it aint like one of those butter face things. You can just ignore the face, and look elsewhere, no matter where you looked your fucked.

See it like this

You look at the face, and youre gonna be like dam, This really is a dude...

Look at Hisers Tits, and youll see its junk and face outta your vertical peripheral vision (that a word) and really see a dude..

And you look at her junk, then well....guess what?

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