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Posted: Jul 13 2007, 04:30 PM
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Since we don't have enough threads on here about sex I'm starting an other one. Let's hear your best "Dear Penthouse" story.

Mine took place last summer after my grad party. Most people had already left and I was fooling around with this girl in my buddy's basement on his couch. After like 5 mins I tried to go down her pants and she was like "No, I'm a good girl".. So whatver we kept fooling around and of course around 3 minutes later I tried again and got shot down again! So I was like fuck this and laid on my back, took of my pants and started JO. She was like "What the fuck are you doing?" I told her Hey Im fuckign horny if we're not gonna fuck I need to get rid of this hardon before I go to bed.. It only took like 30 seconds for her to be like "Alright Alright let's have sex." laugh.gif

Shitty thing is I tried the exact same thing a second time with this other girl that didn't wanna have sex and it didnt' work.. I just ended up JO and than leaving.. haha.. so just some advice if you ever try this it probably won't work with most chicks wink.gif
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Posted: Jul 13 2007, 09:12 PM
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Hey, at least you got a nut both nights. That's all that matters. If the second chick wasn't down for it, hell with her. She still had to watch you JO. So you still get full points for both encounters. Good for you!

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 04:59 AM
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laugh.gif I cant believed that worked! At seems she wasn't such a "good girl" after all

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 08:05 AM
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"good girl" yeah right laugh.gif


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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE (willpiazza31 @ Jul 14 2007, 08:05 AM)
"good girl" yeah right laugh.gif

There's no such thing as a "good girl". They're all sluts on the inside.

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 10:45 AM
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Pitty its really difficult to get that girl out

"Fuck them bitches. If they won't show us their tits then we don't need'em here."

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 12:14 PM
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lmao great story
i have a similar one

altho it was my gf not some random
but she didn't want to put out anymore cuz she thot i was just using her for sex (which I was)
so were fooling around n shes like i dont want 2 do anything this time we always just fuck around
so im like ok
and i whip it out and start JO and she started 2 go nuts
next thing i know shes goin to town on the sausage

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 12:52 PM
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So it turned her on to watch you JO? Interesting. My ex gf used to like watching me JO also. She used to masturbate in front of me two, which was a major flippin' turn-on.

I was with this chick for a one-nighter years ago. I was pumpin her from behind (not in the ass) and I was like "i'm gonna cum". So, she says "wait wait!" She then turns around and goes down on me and swallows every drop. I was like holy shit! Many chicks won't even suck you off after you've been in them.

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 01:27 PM
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QUOTE (Doogsy @ Jul 14 2007, 10:45 AM)
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Pitty its really difficult to get that girl out

You're what 18? Just wait a couple more years my friend. Once you start going to clubs and stuff it won't be hard at all wink.gif
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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 01:54 PM
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i find its a 50/50 if girls will suck me after i been fucking them...I love it when they do... Best is when your APing and your like im going to cum and all she says is blow over my tits!!....im all about the titty shots! Only once gotta bust on a chicks face and it was an Ex an for my bday...i saved for like 4 days hahahah poor girl never let me bust her face again.

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 02:08 PM
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That's awesome. I've never had a chick that was into facials or tit blowouts. Most of them avoid the stuff like it was poisonous.

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 02:13 PM
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QUOTE (miggyg @ Jul 14 2007, 02:54 PM)
i find its a 50/50 if girls will suck me after i been fucking them...I love it when they do... Best is when your APing and your like im going to cum and all she says is blow over my tits!!....im all about the titty shots! Only once gotta bust on a chicks face and it was an Ex an for my bday...i saved for like 4 days hahahah poor girl never let me bust her face again.

the girl ive been fucking here lately screams i just want you to cum all over my tits ...i just want you to cum all over my tits..... kinda like christmas in july

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Posted: Jul 14 2007, 02:23 PM
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QUOTE (cc-10 @ Jul 14 2007, 02:13 PM)
QUOTE (miggyg @ Jul 14 2007, 02:54 PM)
i find its a 50/50 if girls will suck me after i been fucking them...I love it when they do... Best is when your APing and your like im going to cum and all she says is blow over my tits!!....im all about the titty shots! Only once gotta bust on a chicks face and it was an Ex an for my bday...i saved for like 4 days hahahah poor girl never let me bust her face again.

the girl ive been fucking here lately screams i just want you to cum all over my tits ...i just want you to cum all over my tits..... kinda like christmas in july

my ex even used to get real dirty and tell me to pull out an blow on her butt!! also very classy!! then id roll over an nap while she went an showered ahhaah

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Posted: Jul 16 2007, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE (Roids @ Jul 13 2007, 10:12 PM)
Hey, at least you got a nut both nights.  That's all that matters.  If the second chick wasn't down for it, hell with her.  She still had to watch you JO.  So you still get full points for both encounters.  Good for you!

+1 biggrin.gif, nice.



I had this chick that had the hots for me in college, I saw her at a club one night out with her friends and drunk off her ass. We freaked in the club and she invited me back to her place, I had nothing better to do. So we got back to her place, first thing she does is say she wanted to take a shower, and took off her clothes in front of me. Then turned and looked back with a nice inviting smile, bent over and slid off her pantys. So I took my clothes off and proceeded to the shower with her. Turned on the water, next thing I know she goes down on me, then I go down on her. Towel off and its off to the bedroom. She tells me to start however I want in her pussy but to finish in her ass. So I fucked her on her back on the edge of the bed me standing, turned her on her side and fucked her sideways, turned her all the way over and fucked her doggystyle, then started getting that tight feeling in my nuts so I pulled out and stuck it back in her ass. Rode her for about 3 minutes and that was all she wrote! And she moaned for me to cum in her ass, she kept saying she wanted to feel me cum in her ass.

Took another shower and did it again, but put her on top since I got my work in. Then after about 25 mins she turns cowgirl and put me in her ass again, and within 5 mins I blew again. After that it was another quick shower and lights out for me. Woke up in the morning, to her blowing me and bent her over and rode her ass one more time. She made pancakes for us and then I got the fuck out!

We had a few more fuck sessions after that, then she started getting to emotionally attached so I broke it off. She was hot, but not 100% what I was looking for.

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Posted: Jul 16 2007, 11:28 AM
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I could almost JO to that story, but I'd prolly get fired since I'm at work.

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Posted: Jul 16 2007, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE (Roids @ Jul 16 2007, 11:28 AM)
I could almost JO to that story, but I'd prolly get fired since I'm at work.

laugh.gif hahaa. word.. great story ben
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Posted: Jul 16 2007, 03:45 PM
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What kind of syrup did she have for the pancakes?

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 10:52 AM
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laugh.gif

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 11:20 AM
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I wonder what happened to some of the originals around here (Btrice, hrdgain81, vettman, vanity, etc). Vanity's prolly muncing on a bratwurst somehwere.

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Posted: Jul 4 2008, 12:17 PM
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Edit, i think my gf reads these posts from time to time..

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