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| Posted by: Roids Feb 22 2007, 12:09 PM |
| I'm about to go back to the house and SFW. The wifey is at home today, so I may see if I can do some AP while I'm at it. If not, I may just do a quick JO. Y'all take it from here. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 22 2007, 12:22 PM |
| So sad to see the old thread go, but I'm sure we'll be up to 645 pages on this one in no time. Yeah, so anyway, it's been a while since I've AP'ed, I hit the bong this morning, etc etc... |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 22 2007, 12:25 PM |
| u guys watch porn even when you guys are married? |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 22 2007, 12:31 PM |
| imnot married but i know i will ....gotta jo to something |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 22 2007, 12:34 PM | ||
I'm married and I definitely watch porn. Q: Who is addicted to internet porn? A: Any red blooded American male with an internet connection and some privacy. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 22 2007, 02:24 PM |
| What up niggaz? Thanks Roids for starting up a new one. Been busy lately with work and stuff. I can see you fellas miss me. |
| Posted by: rollo378 Feb 22 2007, 02:35 PM |
| will any reason the other one got deleted? i love porn and i watch it with my g/f...so that stays you guys ever get bored with porno? so much if its the same thing |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 22 2007, 02:38 PM |
| I watch porn all the time.. my gf buys me porn, she always gets mad because i want to watch it alone.. I tell her she can watch it with my when she brings another girl into the bedroom.. the same thing i say when she says she wants a ring.. i say well i want a threesome, and i dont see that hapening |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 22 2007, 02:44 PM |
| My wife and I have a bunch of porn DVDs. Sometimes we watch em when we're alone, sometimes together. Lesson for you kiddies is: don't marry an uptight girly girl who can't get down with the freakfest. |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 22 2007, 02:45 PM |
| yea you need a girl that acts like a lady and fucks like a whore |
| Posted by: rollo378 Feb 22 2007, 02:45 PM | ||
damn straight.... lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets...ludacris got something right with that quote |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 22 2007, 02:48 PM |
| i was going to use that quote but decided not to.. |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 22 2007, 02:50 PM |
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| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 22 2007, 02:53 PM |
| Jason, I thought you were just listing Will's itinerary. |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 22 2007, 02:55 PM | ||
Nah, that would be Joe's. |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 22 2007, 03:03 PM |
| I watch porn all the time. Problem is, everytime I get busted, my wife freaks out and won't talk to me for like 3 days. She's uptight as hell about that stuff. It's not that she's totally against it. It just pisses her off when I look at it alone. It's like i'm cheating or sum10. My ex-gf (10 years ago) and I used to watch it together she'd even masturbate to it in front of me. It was freakin' awesome. She got turned on as hell by watching girl-on-girl scese while I AP her doggy styyle  |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 22 2007, 03:06 PM |
| Shit, back to work...carry on. |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 22 2007, 04:29 PM |
| i live off porn b/c their are so many gross bitches here at my colleges it awfull.....makes it not even worth going out or anything on campus |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 22 2007, 04:36 PM |
| I just like to switch up the stuff that I JO to. |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 22 2007, 04:38 PM |
| yeah i know what u mean i like to switch it up to rachel ray sometimes.....kinda gives my dick a good curve ball lol |
| Posted by: ftank Feb 22 2007, 05:57 PM |
| Jason, you forgot to add in SFW, what's the deal? |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 22 2007, 05:59 PM | ||
Oh crap yeah, I had SFP on my mind. |
| Posted by: KAILSD Feb 22 2007, 06:31 PM |
| if you dont watch porn when your old what are you supposed to do when the wifeys mad. o and apd this chick 3 times 2day busted twice in her mouth and once in the condom. i can barley pee |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 22 2007, 09:25 PM |
| nice So I didn't go SFW tonight. My sides hurt. It's weird. It's like a stomach ache but it's not. I'm thinking I could just be bruised from the weight belt last night. Is it possible for your kidneys to hurt?  |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 02:11 AM |
try stabbing it and find out  well since there are a whole lot of nerve connections to the kidneys i think its more than possible that your kidneys can hurt. i.e kidney stones = major pain im still a virgin  so im new to the whole SFWomen business |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 08:57 AM |
| A buddy of mine took creatine with no break, for like a year or two straight. His kidneys started to have MAJOR issues. I'm not sure what supps you're taking, but maybe going raw for a month to clean out might help....if it's your kidneys. |
| Posted by: ftank Feb 23 2007, 09:28 AM | ||
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| Posted by: Roids Feb 23 2007, 09:37 AM | ||
Were you stoned or sum10 when you wrote this? YOu were starting to sound like bulker4life for a second. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 02:10 PM |
| Haven't thrown the wife a bone for a few days, think I might get my AP on tonight. ....just figured I'd get this "clean" thread back on track! |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 23 2007, 02:22 PM |
| I just took a dump and the splash from the bomb got my butt wet.. i freaking hate when the happens.. |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 23 2007, 02:33 PM |
| It's so nice to be back to normal. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 02:34 PM | ||
Yeah, that definitely sucks. That's the thing about taking like 3 protein shakes a day, plus all the eating, supps, etc. I don't know about you guys, but I drop anchor 2x a day, minimum. |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 23 2007, 02:44 PM |
| yea at least 2x a day.. its like clock work.. 11am-12:30pm and between 530pm-8pm the one in the afternoon is always more powerfull |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 23 2007, 03:03 PM |
| Oh man, for me it's the morning. I can take a dump for a good 20minutes or more sometimes in the morning. I have to plan for at least a 20minute dump first thing when I wake up. edit: That's why I always weigh myself in the morning but only after I go to the bathroom. I probably weigh like 200lbs at night after eating all day. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 03:14 PM |
| You're welcome for this one boys... http://body.builder.hu/kepnagy_en.htm4?NAGYKEP=1127761156 |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 03:15 PM |
| This one aint bad either. Little scary, but I'm diggin it. http://body.builder.hu/kepnagy_en.htm4?NAGYKEP=1171345594 |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Feb 23 2007, 03:22 PM |
| Been busy as fuck this morning and working tonight, woo. We're supposed to get a couple feet of snow between today and tommorow. Which really sucks. It has been in the 50's here and I live in Wisconsin. Ever think God hates you? I do today. I found out both of my ex gfs work together now and are like best friends. They live about an hour apart but work at the same place between the towns. Hahaha.... Bitches. |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 23 2007, 03:23 PM |
| http://body.builder.hu/kepnagy_en.htm4?NAGYKEP=974040601 Brown Sugar Baby. This one is hot and NOT WORK SAFE EVEN CLOSE!! |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 23 2007, 03:25 PM |
| ha almost looked.. the first two were not really work safe.. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 23 2007, 03:26 PM | ||
Sorry for not warning bro, I'll make sure next time. |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 23 2007, 03:28 PM |
| ha.. its ok.. just had someone right behind me when i looked at it.. no one saw i didnt really even get a good look im quick with the X box |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 23 2007, 03:34 PM |
| To bad that first girl, Melissa, is really freaking hot... Here's some more of her but please this is NOT work safe: http://www.gymessentials.com/buff-babes/melissa-dettwiller/gallery/ |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 23 2007, 03:41 PM |
| to muscler for my tatse.. i like them petite and just in shape.. my gf is 5'3" 115 and she was only 102 when i met her.. she just started working out finally.. cant wait till she firms up her ass again.. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 23 2007, 05:52 PM |
| You nigs crack me up. Today I'm feeling better. Sides aren't hurting. I think it was from the weight belt. I've drank 4 liters of water today already and haven't pissed a lot. I can't get my piss to turn completely clear. It's not dark either. A faint yellow. I wonder if the Anabolic Pump is making me draw water into the muscles instead of pissing it out.... |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 05:55 PM | ||||
what the...? hahaha that was sooo late at night, dont even remember writing that |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 06:06 PM | ||
jason do u have a fetish for really built women?i personally find that a bit unnattractive, like the other guy said i like a girl petit and with curves. however to each their own. |
| Posted by: b3llo38 Feb 23 2007, 06:25 PM |
my girl has the best ass ever, we got in a fight an broke up for a few days, blah blah, but she emailed me some pics of her ass and apologized, so guess whos on their way over rite now  hahaha, im gonna rail the fuck out of her from behind WOOOOanyone want some pics of her ass? she wearing a thong tho, makes it better  more tease |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 06:26 PM |
| hahah just post it up even if it isnt work safe |
| Posted by: b3llo38 Feb 23 2007, 06:31 PM |
| ight heres one im only keeping it up for a little bit she checks bulk every now and then!! |
| Posted by: KAILSD Feb 23 2007, 06:45 PM |
| mm my girl came to my work on my break and we ended up ap'ing for a good hour and my manager got fucking pissed but it was worth it |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 06:56 PM |
| Josh if u want better pics here ya go |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 07:04 PM |
| goddamn people talk!!! |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 23 2007, 07:28 PM |
| shit missed bello's pic op those links are not working....get on that |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 23 2007, 07:46 PM |
| yeah bello missed that.....gotta throw it up again for the boys..lol |
| Posted by: ftank Feb 23 2007, 08:23 PM | ||
http://www.johnnycrosslin.com/models/themodelpages.htm Nice, opfor. Z'em bitches fine! The chick you posted, her name is Marzie Prince. |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:18 PM |
| here] |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:18 PM |
| here |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:20 PM |
| here |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:21 PM |
| here |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:24 PM |
| here |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 09:25 PM |
| now this is just purely motivation for us to keep SFP!!! uhhh i mean... what i meant was SFW i found out marzia is a personal trainer, goddamn she must be fucking expensive hope she gives free lessons for new clients if she calls what she does a "business" it makes me wonder what she really is |
| Posted by: bulker4life Feb 23 2007, 10:09 PM |
| this thread is basically opfor posting SI swimsuit pix. Its rather Lame Im out to work , then galena then Home. 257 miles in 3hrs. I'll prolly have to stop n pick up more smokes so lets say 4 with getting food and gas and smokes. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Feb 23 2007, 10:19 PM | ||
Cigarettes are a great bodybuilding supplement |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 23 2007, 10:50 PM | ||
what u prefer, guys instead? what a fag lol jp jp stop smoking dude |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 24 2007, 01:04 AM |
| what up guys ...just got done watching some born supremecy and someone took down the sink in the bathroom and broke it pretty funny now the RA's are running around franticly trying to figure out who did it |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 24 2007, 07:51 AM |
| thatta boy bombr...keep smokin bud |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 24 2007, 07:53 AM |
| AND GOD DAMN.....marzia's ass is fuckin hard...wow |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 24 2007, 08:39 PM |
| Kevin Durant is an animal 32 pts, 10 reb, 3blk today Great lazy Saturday today. College basketball triple header on CBS, on the 42" plasma HD, went to the gym for a while, SFW, some internet porn and a couple bong rips. Wings and beer for dinner tonight, think we might watch Syriana. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 24 2007, 08:41 PM |
| Patrick Bateman is my homeboy |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 25 2007, 06:20 PM |
| goddamn roids and will these are ur threads and ur absent for it WHAT HAPPENED TO YA WILL!!! BUMP anyways got school tommorow after this 1 week vacation hate school |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 25 2007, 07:03 PM | ||
same here on vacation after this next week.....i hate school more than you though |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 25 2007, 07:17 PM |
| any necros in here? |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 25 2007, 09:19 PM | ||
wtf |
| Posted by: bulker4life Feb 25 2007, 09:24 PM |
| I quit smoking for the most part. I just smoke when i need energy. I mix it with Mountain dew and chug the light caffeinated drink and Smoke a cig. Instant energy for 3hrs. If u want insane energy and concentration mix this 355mg caffeine 280mg Ginko Biloba 600mg L-tyrosine 1/8 tsp BSL flavor into water Shake and chug U can add BCAA or whatever U just need to add more BSL flavor system that amount of caffeine and ginko B will be as if you took adderall |
| Posted by: Succio Feb 25 2007, 09:43 PM | ||
did u get dropped too many times as a baby ?? |
| Posted by: dudepiston Feb 25 2007, 10:43 PM | ||||
Yes he did. Over and over again |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 25 2007, 11:06 PM |
| if you want energy, dring 4 scoops of no xplode. |
| Posted by: maxreps Feb 25 2007, 11:19 PM |
| any necrophiliacs?.. sick dude.. sick sick sick... |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 25 2007, 11:28 PM | ||||||
wow bombr, you havent changed at all |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 26 2007, 12:58 AM | ||||||||
hahaha he didn't tell you he likes to blend these in his SD mcfluffy after eating 3 mcchickens and a mountain dew |
| Posted by: Will109090 Feb 26 2007, 01:00 AM |
Hey cc-10, I sent you a PM  After taking a two-week break from lifting due to a back injury, I was back in the gym last night. Did shoulders. Today I did legs, and felt the same pain I've been having in my left lat, but it wasn't even close to as bad. So I'm only going to do cardio tomorrow (could use more of this, considering Spring Break is in a week), and do chest on Tuesday, and maybe back on Wednesday, depending how I feel. |
| Posted by: Jason2459 Feb 26 2007, 10:23 AM |
| OP yeah I like muscles on chicks and I think it's hot. I would prefer a tight and tonned package but I'd take on an amazon girl no problem. |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 26 2007, 11:44 AM | ||
Tried it once. It was all right, but she was hard to bend since rigamortis had started to set in. Still kinda fun though. |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 26 2007, 12:06 PM | ||||
yeah man... thats what i heard. hope you didnt get dirt on you winky |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 26 2007, 12:13 PM | ||||||
No, just some kind of gooey stuff that stunk. It was a little cold in there also . But, that actually made it more exciting. I almost fell for her.  |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 26 2007, 12:17 PM | ||||||||
did she give you a deepthroat? cool stuff.. that goo... some day we should have a necro gang bang |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 26 2007, 12:27 PM | ||||||||||
She sure did! Even took it in the backdoor. I had to put her in the microwave a coupla times to warm her back up. |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 26 2007, 12:29 PM | ||||||||||||
This is getting pretty confusing... now i dont know if youre still joking...  anyway... you should take a fat leg-less woman. and have your way with her. theyre the most spongy out there. and cool |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 26 2007, 12:30 PM |
| Hold on, slow down guys, I'm almost there.... |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 26 2007, 10:56 PM |
| Skeletor is pretty jacked! |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 26 2007, 11:06 PM |
| yeah that skeletor dude sure looks fuckable |
| Posted by: opfor101 Feb 27 2007, 12:01 AM |
| calatono, did you get runned down with faggotitis or something? anyways i might ask this girl out, IF she says yes then shes my first the thing is, shes a senior and im a sophomore  |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 27 2007, 12:10 AM |
| Bake her a cake and leave it on her front doorstep. |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 27 2007, 06:46 AM | ||
haha...or make her a mixtape.... |
| Posted by: Roids Feb 27 2007, 09:29 AM |
| Don't hold back. If you think she might be easy, go for an AP. Of course, I know that probably seems intimidating being the first. |
| Posted by: Dungbeattle3 Feb 27 2007, 10:10 AM |
| Man i Just blew the fuck out of my bathroom.. dam.. i might have to leave the office... i can smell it from my desk.. dam.. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 27 2007, 10:20 AM |
| Skeletor is pretty damn jacked huh...ironic. Calotono, you're weirding me out. opfor, go for it man. Chances are she'd love to sexually corrupt a younger guy. |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 27 2007, 11:00 AM |
| dude im not gay... but sure that skeletor is jacked! hahahaha dude if shes a senior and she DOES go out with you.... then just like her tits and spank her twice. take pics of her naked body bouncing on top of you andpost them here... but i dont want to see you schlong. |
| Posted by: cc-10 Feb 27 2007, 11:49 AM | ||
whoa!!!! red flag red flag red flag!!!! lol |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Feb 27 2007, 12:28 PM |
| Puked in the bathroom after lifting today. I haven't done that for about three years. I supersetted DB Bench and DB Rows and started to fell a little woozy. After that did some overhead presses and than did a superset of nose breakers and DB curls. I got one set done and tried to puke but no luck. I started the next superset and about half way through the curls I was trying not to up chuck. I managed to keep it down but sat for about 10 minutes and than went to the locker room. Went to the john and let it go. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Feb 27 2007, 12:33 PM |
| Damn Jake, you taking anything that causes nausea? NO-Explode, etc? |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Feb 27 2007, 12:47 PM |
| What I had before: 25mg Ephedrine 3 Xtreme Formulations Chizled Caps 1 Scoop Whey 10g. Glutamine 5g. Gatoraid Powder I drank about a liter of water during my workout. I think that and not having a whole meal before hitting the gym. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 27 2007, 09:00 PM |
| Puking is a waste. Literally. Jake maybe you should cut back on the supersets. Especially considering you've been out of the gym for a while and you're a bit out of shape. |
| Posted by: miggyg Feb 27 2007, 09:33 PM |
| WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE OLD THREAD! |
| Posted by: calotono Feb 27 2007, 09:50 PM |
| yeah whatever lets go fuck some kids with down syndrome!!! |
| Posted by: ftank Feb 28 2007, 03:02 PM |
What a boring ass day...  |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Feb 28 2007, 08:12 PM |
| You guys suck. Come on, spice it up a bit!! |
| Posted by: mikeack Feb 28 2007, 09:02 PM |
| what up ballers!!!!!!!!!!! been so busy dont ven have time to shit anymore, had a afew minutes wanted to say whats up. any new beaver stories??? i have a few but one of them had man hands. i would close my eyes and it felt like a giant was grabbin my meat hammer |
| Posted by: john123131 Feb 28 2007, 09:19 PM | ||
haha |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 1 2007, 01:09 AM |
| Manhands? Tell us more!!! |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Mar 1 2007, 08:04 AM | ||
This is why banging Asian chicks is the move. Little tiny hands grabbing your dong, makes it look like John Holmes n shit, lol. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 1 2007, 09:17 AM |
| Any of you guys ever been to one of those Japanese massage parlors that give happy endings? My buddy said this massage place down the street offers BJ's/HJ's after your massage |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 09:58 AM |
| I went to a Korean one once. My brother talked me into it. He used to go to one occasionally when he lived in Atlanta. I had just broken up with my gf and wanted to fuck sum10 else just to see what it felt like, since it'd been so long. The chick that serviced me was a cute little phillipina. Wasn't that great though. I felt a lil awkward knowing that I was prolly the 10th guy who'd been in there that day. It took me forever to get it up and when I did, I blew my load in about 30 seconds. Still kinda fun though. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 1 2007, 10:44 AM |
| So after your massage do they just ask you straight up if you want a hummer or what? |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 11:05 AM |
| She said "what else would you like me do for you?" I said "well, uh what can you do?" She said "blow job is $40, hand job $40, make love is $100." I said, how about for $60. and she said ok. Felt wierd paying for it. I haven't done it since. I just wanted to bang someone else asap after breaking up with that ex whore of mine. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 1 2007, 11:19 AM |
| Sucky, fucky? Me love you long time? |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Mar 1 2007, 11:31 AM |
| Those kinda places are a dime a dozen here in NYC. Nothing like being sore from SFW all week, then having a little Chinese girl rub you down, stroke you off and clean you up...very relaxing. |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 11:53 AM |
| I'm married to an asian chick now, so I get that pretty regularly, except fort the cleaning up part. The korean/american chick I dated for 2 years fix'd me so regular american girls just don't do it for me anymore. Though, I still AP'ed many between her and meeting my now wifey. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 1 2007, 12:33 PM |
| It seems like around here they are busting up one of those massage joints every week. Talk about embarassment. |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 12:47 PM |
| Hey Will, thanks for the contest pics. I bet that Cuban guy win for sure next year. |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Mar 1 2007, 12:53 PM |
| ...... |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 1 2007, 01:06 PM |
| Roids, clear out your PMs!!! |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Mar 1 2007, 01:27 PM |
| College snow day!!!! |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 1 2007, 01:30 PM |
| sex with 14 year olds!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: cc-10 Mar 1 2007, 01:43 PM | ||
i got a buddy who is dating a 15 year old and she bosses him around and shit and he's a sophmore in college LOL |
| Posted by: ftank Mar 1 2007, 02:03 PM | ||||
That's pretty typical, actually. Too many immature males between the ages of 15-30 ready to listen to every whim of a 15 year old girl -- just to pound that warm apple pie. |
| Posted by: agold Mar 1 2007, 02:48 PM | ||||||
i dont understand guys who take that crap from their girls... my girls got respect for me and knows id kick her to the curb if she tried that gentlemen (i should say boys), reach between your legs, feel them balls? your a man. dont let a women boss you around...ever |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 03:25 PM | ||
DONE |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Mar 1 2007, 03:40 PM | ||||
You bastards! |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 1 2007, 03:50 PM |
| dude when i was 19 i dated a 15 year old girl super hot and took her virginity away... forever and ever that was so happy. aaaah i remember three days ago banging her shes 18 now :S anyway she still got those 34 D breasts and flat stomach and nice hard ass... god i want to fuck her now hahahaha i got carried away by my thoughts sorry |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 1 2007, 04:07 PM | ||
Not sure that's something I'd be proud of |
| Posted by: agold Mar 1 2007, 04:28 PM | ||||
cant hate on the past... he didnt get caught |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 1 2007, 04:36 PM |
| i am still proud. super happy and cool. she was 5"8 and she had huge tits and was hot as hell. didnt feel like flat breasted young girl. im not sick in the head if thats what you think. so dont envy me |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 04:53 PM |
| When I was 20, I banged a 15 year old. She was the younger sister of a girl/friend of mine. I didn't plan to, but we all went out one n ight and she was all over me. I banged her almost daily for a 3 week period, until she fell "in love" with a buddy of mine and he took over from there. She was 5'11/125 with 34B and the nicest tightest little ass you ever did see |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 1 2007, 04:58 PM |
| wow roids. that sounds AWESOME. i need to get my hands on a 15 year old now that im 20. so cool. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 1 2007, 05:08 PM | ||
Envy you? I don't envy mexicans like you, I hire them to work on my construction sites for $6/hr |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 1 2007, 06:12 PM | ||
Just be careful. Make sure she's a little slutty (not a virgin) so she doesn't go and tell |
| Posted by: JW32Hoops Mar 1 2007, 07:05 PM |
| Roids, what's up with the tornados? Anywhere close to you in AL? |
| Posted by: Roids Mar 2 2007, 10:30 AM |
| 7 people were killed in a little town called Enterprise about 170 miles south of here. All we got here in Birmingham was some heavy rain and wind. That's usually how it works. The small towns with trailer parks always seem to get hit the hardest. |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 2 2007, 07:21 PM | ||||
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| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 2 2007, 07:26 PM | ||||||
Exactly why Mexico aka "America's Boot" is such a shathole country. The only thing it's good for is spring break parties on the beaches of Cancun |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 2 2007, 07:39 PM | ||||||||
i can easily tell that you are one hick redneck fucking low class american asshole. theres LOTS of them in AMERICA. theres so many things that our country has but you could never know, why? because your culture is shit and you lack the money... theres tons of better beaches than cancun. TONS. sure Mexico its infested with poverty, but thats thanks to a bunch of ignorant pricks stealing away the money. Learn and know what youre talking about, dont just go around repeating what other hick-rednecks-pieces-of-shit-poor-assholes-living-in-a-trailer like you say, because you sure have no idea what youre talking about. cancun is for middle class people(especially americans) without the money to go any place better. keep that in mind. if you had money you would go to a yacht club, or diving at cozumel, or something i normally do. and you would meet the most gorgeous women you ever had. not just some dumb blonde with an I.Q. of 35. so what do i think? fuck you. youre lower than me |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 3 2007, 01:41 AM |
| My master bathroom is probably bigger than your entire rat infested hut you live in. Point is, I could buy and sell your ass and I am far from a redneck. If America's Boot is so great, please spread the word to your fellow spics to stop flooding our beautiful country every day and poisoning it with your jibberish language, lazy work ethic, and scumbag criminals. Guys like you come over thinking they are tough with their gang of spic friends who all stand 5 foot nothing, a buck forty and usually end up in jail for petty crime or getting their asses kicked by some white boys. Then again, I guess without people like you I wouldn't have a maid or laborers to clean my jobsites. Also, I love American blonde women because their pussies don't stink like a chimichanga like your chick's do. |
| Posted by: Succio Mar 3 2007, 02:21 AM | ||
you might wanna shut the fuck up |
| Posted by: bigfed Mar 3 2007, 07:23 AM |
| mike were u been dude? |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 3 2007, 11:23 AM | ||
your ignorance and the way you express yourself give you up.... ive met LOTS of cool american people. with BIG houses and a really good lifestyle, and let me tell you, theyre not like you. the only people that talk that way, are low-class, hick-redneck-white-trash, americans. thats you buddy. even if you say youre not... the way you talk and think give you up pretty bad. theres nothing you can do against your ignorance. i really dont think you could buy anything. you probably work for 30 grand a year and have 300 dollars in your savings account.. sure you are going to say in here that you have a lamborghini murcielago and sure you can say you have a big house.... but... i dont think so, unless you are one of those ignorant rappers that think theyre cool because they make 1 million dollars and spend it all in two weeks. dude, those mexicans that cross the boarder sure have nothing to do with me, sure i feel bad for some aspects of my country, but thats not my fault. theres a lot more corruption in here that we would like im not going to tell you what i have or i dont. im just pretty sure by the way you express yourself, that youre much lower than me. im not 5 foot, im 6" tall and im working myself up to a good 200 pounds with 6% bodyfat. arent you impressed that i know how to express myself in three different languages? something pretty hard for a piece of shit like you i bet. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 3 2007, 12:01 PM | ||
This is the statement that set this whole thing off.....probably one of the sleaziest things I've ever heard. That was my point. I'm through arguing with this child |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 3 2007, 01:00 PM |
| BTW, sorry if I offended anyone, I got a little carried away. I just have absolutely no tolerance for disrespect towards women |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Mar 3 2007, 02:01 PM |
| Drank lots last night, meet a girl, made out with girl, go back to girls dorm, pass out before AP can happen, wake up, borrow girls car and go to work. Gotta bring the car back now. |
| Posted by: calotono Mar 3 2007, 02:31 PM | ||
dude. disrespect for women? WTF? you were just trying to talk shit. but it seems you know how to read after all and read what i wrote and figured you cant argue with me. anyway i dont give a shit whatever. next time better know what youre talking about when you start an argument. and BTW youre the kid that started talking that shit. you know how many times ive heard that???? mostly from 13-year-olds that dont know shit about politics and world economy. so go chill in your trailer so you can go work pumping gas in the morning. good luck with your life you got much to learn. |
| Posted by: dudepiston Mar 3 2007, 02:57 PM | ||||
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