Hoping to get outta here early, get stoned and chill for a bit before having to go to this BS rehearsal dinner for a wedding I'm not even in. Some sweet strains growing in SD right now, trainwreck and g-13. So choice.

Network Admin Contractor for the Marine Corps at the moment. Camp Pendleton

i should have picked up some sparks on the way home

Hey dickheads. I see I missed nothing last night.

Clean thread has sukked lately

Invited M1 to a party Sat. Night ......she said she was gonna watch a movie with a "friend"

She comes over yesterday and takes me out to lunch and she buys.....says she needs to get out Sat Night..........Later yesterday I hear about a party and Invite her.........then I get the above response........Please save me from this madness, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF ?????????

Why do I keep getting fucked with?????????

Did my first pin of test prop & tren. I couldn't wait. I got off the p-max and started the good stuff.

Went to that Rehearsal Dinner last night...was maybe the wackest event I've ever attended in my life. My wife's family is Southern and the girl her cousin is marrying is from CA.

Anyway, parents are giving toasts, etc, and then at one point, this fringe group thats somehow loosely associated w/Fran's family (friends of her uncle) get up and this lady launches into easily the worst toast I've ever heard. Had to be 10 minutes long....easy. She was acting almost "slow" to the point where I figured she was either on peyote or flat-out functionally retarded. (at some point during her ongoing diatribe, she mentions that this group "plays together and prays together" so we figured out it was somehow religious)

Anyway, then the group gets up and sings the bride-to-be this song, which was as terrible as it was creepy and unnecessary. The whole thing was so surreal, it was all I could do not to crack the fuck up laughing and yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY?".....it was like a bad acid trip. I can't do it justice.

M1 just e-mailed me and said she needs to be just friends and find herself right now.......

It's OFFICIALLY time to find new tail........"Who's with me?"

Yeah Alan that's the spirit.

That's hillarious JW. I hope you bought the DVD.

Werd Al! You gotta find some new tailpipe. You've let her eff with your helmet waaaay too much.

havent we been telling you that already....she's bs'in ya brah

Or what they like to do is to date (fuck) a bunch of dudes and to see if they can shake you off. If not then I guess she really wants you.

come on al...dont sweat that broad...you and i both know she's been spreading her "love" around.

That's what it is. Girls like a challenge as much as some guys.

Find someone else and forget about her.

True. It could be that she's contracted and STD and cares enough about you that she doesn't want you to get infected. This may be a blessing in disguise. Believe me, clamidia is some awful shit.

100 pushups and hit the pool Al. Time to find some new (younger) trim to hit on.

If this magical pool in your complex is really filled with as many hotties as you say, then just get all swole and constantly be around. With enough booze, somethings bound to happen sooner or later.