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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:34 PM
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So I told her I was on this relationship web site for couples and it recommended that people in long term relationships should experiment with their intimacy, and they recommend trying a move called the angry pirate, and that even though it sounds threatening it is just a take on role playing. It was funny she was all into it, she's like uh huh ok sounds cool what do you do. So I explain it like Ok when you are orally pleasuring your hubby down below, he pulls out squirts you in the eye and kicks you in the shin to laugh at your ass limping around like a peg leg one eyed bandit. Wish you could have seen the look on your face. She yelled that I was a pig and stormed off. I can talk to her like that cuz we are cool. I know some of her secrets so she would never sound the alarm on me. Of course I ended with a glad I could help! as she stormed away.
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:37 PM
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Bet she tries that out tonight!

So what are some of her secrets. You must share!


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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:44 PM
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Probably one of the best ones. When she started working here her and her fiance were "on a break" so she went out with one of my buddies that works here too, drinking. They met up with a couple more of my boys. As the night wore on she went back to one of the guys houses with the three of them. She is totally jocking on one of my boys so he takes her into the bedroom, which happens to be the bedroom of the guy that lives there and his wife, he gets her undressed and somehow texts those fools in the living room to come in and bring some chairs. So they go in and she freaks out at first, but after a while just lets it go, and so two of my boys, the one that works here and another are sitting next to bed watching all the action and yelling hey try this with her and try that with her. Next one of those fools pulls out his know starts to jo and then blows it on her face while my other boy is plowing her. The angry pirate would have come in handy that night for sure. Good times.
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:46 PM
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yeah fellas, just wanted to say helloooo!!!

yeah no more gear, I was stupid on gear. Im 40lbs heavier and my waist is a 38 now vs a 32 loL!!!! Im rizzzzipped bitches laugh.gif


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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:49 PM
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I wanna be ripped with a 38 in. waist laugh.gif

What up Joe you effin' kneeeegrow!!!!!!????????
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:50 PM
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Fish, wow!!! I got a semi just reading that.

Got any pics of her?


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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:54 PM
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I may be able to find one on. She is a little hispanic chick. She must be 5' 2" and 98lbs. Not my style she has no ass, tits, or legs. But a lot of my boys don't discriminate. Let me see what I can find.
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 02:58 PM
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Yeah doesn't sound like I'd like it either.

Word, let's see anyway!


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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:08 PM
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I'd be a little pissed off. Of course, some dudes are into that. ohmy.gif

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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:16 PM
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I am trying this right now. I am not to good with this stuff
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:20 PM
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She doesn't look bad at all in that picture.

She's got a frontal tramp stamp too. ohmy.gif

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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:26 PM
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Not bad! You tapping it yet?

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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:29 PM
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QUOTE (Roids @ Aug 8 2008, 03:26 PM)
Not bad! You tapping it yet?

No that would be way to much drama for me. Having her sitting here at work
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:30 PM
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What state are you in?


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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 03:48 PM
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I live in southern Cali, just south of LA.
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 04:34 PM
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I'm making some of these right now! This is fun!

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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 04:57 PM
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 05:33 PM
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A coupla pics of the process.

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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 05:36 PM
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Posted: Aug 8 2008, 05:49 PM
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