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When I was like 19 or 20, my buddies found this slutty 16 year old online and tagged her. She was bout it and down for more, so this one time, I picked her up in my truck with my buddy with me. She wound up blowin me while he AP'ed from the back. Good times. This other time, in college. We were playin beer pong outside at our apartment. This car of random ass girls rolls up, and they're all wasted, lookin to party. Three of em were on the bigger side, one was nice n skinny. We brought em into my bud's apt (right next door to mine) and we're hangin for like 5 min before this one slutbag goes to me "if you're cock is as big as that (points to the steamroller on the table) I'll suck you off right here".............so, I go into the kitchen to get a beer, and the one broad comes in and tells me "they chose you".......I ask her wtf she's talkin about and she tells me that I can take these bitches back to my apt and do em. Brought them bitches back to my place and they were fuckin rabid for the cock. Never saw em again. Fuckin great times. My ol lady digs chicks, but I haven't been able to capitalize...............yet. the last couple pages of this thread have been fucking classic "Are you ready to uncage the untamed inner beast inside of you? Are you ready to unleash this brother? Are you prepared for war? Your entire life of training will be put to the test as you tear through racks of seemingly endless dumbells and plates...you will be the only survivor in the gym...standing proud amongst the fallen...begging to the heavens, for more [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] to SMASH! You shall hold your barbell high in the air with your vascular arm, and scream towards the heavens for your prayers to be answered...well your prayers will be answered my friend...because the miracle has arrived...the masterpiece, the messiah, the end-all-be-all to supplementation will be delivered to you...son of the [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] gods!" -PF17a di-methyl-jagermeisterone
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| QUOTE (JW32Hoops @ May 29 2008, 09:22 PM) | When I was like 19 or 20, my buddies found this slutty 16 year old online and tagged her. She was bout it and down for more, so this one time, I picked her up in my truck with my buddy with me. She wound up blowin me while he AP'ed from the back. Good times.
This other time, in college. We were playin beer pong outside at our apartment. This car of random ass girls rolls up, and they're all wasted, lookin to party. Three of em were on the bigger side, one was nice n skinny. We brought em into my bud's apt (right next door to mine) and we're hangin for like 5 min before this one slutbag goes to me "if you're cock is as big as that (points to the steamroller on the table) I'll suck you off right here".............so, I go into the kitchen to get a beer, and the one broad comes in and tells me "they chose you".......I ask her wtf she's talkin about and she tells me that I can take these bitches back to my apt and do em.
Brought them bitches back to my place and they were fuckin rabid for the cock. Never saw em again. Fuckin great times. My ol lady digs chicks, but I haven't been able to capitalize...............yet.
the last couple pages of this thread have been fucking classic |
haha awesome. you guys are crazy. until i get some.....
sooooo did your friend bust all over your shoulder or did he scissor your cock?
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| QUOTE (opfor101 @ May 29 2008, 08:28 PM) | | QUOTE (JW32Hoops @ May 29 2008, 09:22 PM) | When I was like 19 or 20, my buddies found this slutty 16 year old online and tagged her. She was bout it and down for more, so this one time, I picked her up in my truck with my buddy with me. She wound up blowin me while he AP'ed from the back. Good times.
This other time, in college. We were playin beer pong outside at our apartment. This car of random ass girls rolls up, and they're all wasted, lookin to party. Three of em were on the bigger side, one was nice n skinny. We brought em into my bud's apt (right next door to mine) and we're hangin for like 5 min before this one slutbag goes to me "if you're cock is as big as that (points to the steamroller on the table) I'll suck you off right here".............so, I go into the kitchen to get a beer, and the one broad comes in and tells me "they chose you".......I ask her wtf she's talkin about and she tells me that I can take these bitches back to my apt and do em.
Brought them bitches back to my place and they were fuckin rabid for the cock. Never saw em again. Fuckin great times. My ol lady digs chicks, but I haven't been able to capitalize...............yet.
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haha awesome. you guys are crazy. until i get some.....
sooooo did your friend bust all over your shoulder or did he scissor your cock?
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 You seem to have a dubious curiosity about these particular parts of the stories.
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| QUOTE (JW32Hoops @ May 29 2008, 08:32 PM) | | QUOTE (Roids @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM) | | Werd! Is your ole lady still into chicks? I mean, would she still be down with the idea of getting with a chick? |
She's not down like she was when she was young and wasted, but she'd probably be down if the right situation presented itself. We almost lined up some action with this hot ass broad on myspace (another redhead!) but in the end, I got caught flirting "without her" and that put the kaibosh on our plans. Daaaaamn shame, cuz that redhead from myspace was hot as fuck. We met her in a bar in NYC once. One of my biggest regrets in life so far that I didn't close that deal. |
That's the bad part. She may be all about it. But, if you start getting all hot over the other chick, she's gonna get pissed. It's like you can't have it both ways. So, did she ever do a one-on-one session with another chick?
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| QUOTE (Roids @ May 29 2008, 09:36 PM) | | QUOTE (JW32Hoops @ May 29 2008, 08:32 PM) | | QUOTE (Roids @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM) | | Werd! Is your ole lady still into chicks? I mean, would she still be down with the idea of getting with a chick? |
She's not down like she was when she was young and wasted, but she'd probably be down if the right situation presented itself. We almost lined up some action with this hot ass broad on myspace (another redhead!) but in the end, I got caught flirting "without her" and that put the kaibosh on our plans. Daaaaamn shame, cuz that redhead from myspace was hot as fuck. We met her in a bar in NYC once. One of my biggest regrets in life so far that I didn't close that deal. |
That's the bad part. She may be all about it. But, if you start getting all hot over the other chick, she's gonna get pissed. It's like you can't have it both ways. So, did she ever do a one-on-one session with another chick? |
Yes 1/2 day at work today. Went to The Tilted Kilt for beers, then to the Padres game...got uber wasted. Went to a bar downtown called BASIC after the game, kept the buzz goin, then had my wife pick me up and take me (and the dog) to Dog Beach in OB. Came home from that and hit the bong with the neighbors across the way...first time we've ever really hung w/them. The chick is hot...22yrs old, looks like Rhianna. 
"Are you ready to uncage the untamed inner beast inside of you? Are you ready to unleash this brother? Are you prepared for war? Your entire life of training will be put to the test as you tear through racks of seemingly endless dumbells and plates...you will be the only survivor in the gym...standing proud amongst the fallen...begging to the heavens, for more [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] to SMASH! You shall hold your barbell high in the air with your vascular arm, and scream towards the heavens for your prayers to be answered...well your prayers will be answered my friend...because the miracle has arrived...the masterpiece, the messiah, the end-all-be-all to supplementation will be delivered to you...son of the [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] gods!" -PF17a di-methyl-jagermeisterone
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there was a school bodybuilding competition two days ago. the competitors were all laughable, in all honesty. some football kid won though. everyones posing sucked ass. couldnt join this year due to the INBF naturalmania that im gonna compete in. gonna definitely go next year. heres the link to the video of the competition. this is the posedown for the overall. http://bonjour-au-revoir.blogspot.com/ Opfor+Mary Jane (married since 12.1.07)
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| QUOTE (Alan115396 @ May 29 2008, 09:56 PM) | | QUOTE (Roids @ May 29 2008, 07:49 PM) | | Does she have any interest in getting with that chick? |
Roids really wants you to have a 3-way, Dub  Dub, did you pound a coldie in The Western Metal Supply building?  Got plastered in there last time I was there   |
Oh hell yeah. Got nice and hammered at Western Metal yesterday. Feelin it today. Roids, have no fear my brutha...will definitely let you (and the rest of the Clean Thread) know if/when I finally get the ol lady to give me a FMF. Thanks for that anti-Obama post too. High comedy, needed that.
"Are you ready to uncage the untamed inner beast inside of you? Are you ready to unleash this brother? Are you prepared for war? Your entire life of training will be put to the test as you tear through racks of seemingly endless dumbells and plates...you will be the only survivor in the gym...standing proud amongst the fallen...begging to the heavens, for more [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] to SMASH! You shall hold your barbell high in the air with your vascular arm, and scream towards the heavens for your prayers to be answered...well your prayers will be answered my friend...because the miracle has arrived...the masterpiece, the messiah, the end-all-be-all to supplementation will be delivered to you...son of the [PLINK=4798]iron[/PLINK] gods!" -PF17a di-methyl-jagermeisterone
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