| QUOTE (Slayer of Souls @ Mar 30 2006, 01:13 AM) |
| Fat chicks, old men where does it end? At this rate you will be hitting overweight limbless dogs in two months Could you have any lower standards? |
ill admit i laughed at that
age difference |
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| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 30 2006, 01:10 AM |
| I met this dude hes 44 and really cool and nice and loaded but hes really cool would it be wrong to screw around w/him? |
| Posted by: CDONDICI Mar 30 2006, 01:11 AM |
| Yes |
| Posted by: Slayer of Souls Mar 30 2006, 01:13 AM |
| Fat chicks, old men where does it end? At this rate you will be hitting overweight limbless dogs in two months Could you have any lower standards? |
| Posted by: pmccann2021 Mar 30 2006, 01:13 AM |
| Arent you a guy? |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 30 2006, 01:14 AM | ||
ill admit i laughed at that |
| Posted by: texaswolf Mar 30 2006, 01:19 AM | ||
Bombr is out of the closet. Haven't you heard? |
| Posted by: PushOfAButton Mar 30 2006, 01:33 AM |
| Dude, rly do u need someone to tell you this is wrong. You should know better. |
| Posted by: texaswolf Mar 30 2006, 01:47 AM |
| If you want to have relations with a 44 year old man that is your business. |
| Posted by: Tharpin30 Mar 30 2006, 02:41 AM |
| yes. |
| Posted by: PennStateZ Mar 30 2006, 02:45 AM |
Someone's jealous  |
| Posted by: Tharpin30 Mar 30 2006, 02:47 AM |
| titties. |
| Posted by: TAC Mar 30 2006, 03:23 AM |
No. If you were a 20-year old chick then no-one would mind (hell, I'm all in favorof twenty-something women sleeping with forty-something men  ), so go for it. |
| Posted by: Skate Mar 30 2006, 05:19 AM |
Does anybody happen to have one of the flash sticks from Men In Black to I can erase this thread from my memory.  Note: I said Men in Black, not Men in Black Men |
| Posted by: LedZeppelin Mar 30 2006, 08:06 AM |
| Do it you corniacorpia fruit cake. Anna nicole's done older maybe he'll die after you guys get married i mean legal civil partnership in a local court and then he'll have a heart attack too and leave you his millions. |
| Posted by: BigBadGreekdude Mar 30 2006, 08:25 AM |
| Bombr, you just are not going to make any friends asking those kinds of questions on a manly bodybuilding forum. Gross. |
| Posted by: boldbidder Mar 30 2006, 09:20 AM | ||
Thanks for the morning laugh |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 30 2006, 09:27 AM |
| Do what you want it's your business, personally i think you started this thread simply for the shock value |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:25 AM |
| This is fucking disgusting. |
| Posted by: James70262 Mar 30 2006, 11:27 AM | ||
Post pics.  |
| Posted by: LaGueRiTaBoNiTa Mar 30 2006, 11:47 AM |
| Bomb_r you are really disgusting.Who gives a flying fuck what you do with your men/women.I really do not think that this is the appropriate place to be airing out your dirty nasty laundry.It really makes me sick just reading these posts. WTF is wrong with you kid? BTW Welcome back James....been a long time since we've seen a post from you. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:47 AM |
| Good now delete this thread. Thanks. |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 11:49 AM |
| Double standard much? Not that I am defending bombr, his dumb ass is just doing this for shock value, but I see a lot more bullshit about the rest of you fags' sex lives all the time.  |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:51 AM |
| lol |
| Posted by: James70262 Mar 30 2006, 11:51 AM | ||
Thanks, Nice to be back. Love your sig pic! Btrice, howdy.  |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 11:53 AM |
| Hey James!!! Missed ya 'round here bro. Will, I didn't see Bombr getting graphic anywhere, so I'm assuming you filled in the imagery in your own mind. Unless you memorize a lot of gay porn, is there something you aren't telling us? |
| Posted by: LaGueRiTaBoNiTa Mar 30 2006, 11:53 AM |
| I would have to say that it is a little different when it is in regards to a man/woman type relationship.But when bomb_r is constantly talking about his rounds with men and asking advice. I mean really does he think that he is going to get good advice from straight men on the do's and don't s of dating men??????????  |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:56 AM |
| huh? |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 11:56 AM | ||
Why is it any different? He asked a simple question. What if he would have said "person" instead of man or guy or whatever? Glad to see the maturity level hasn't changed in the 10 days I was banned... |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:58 AM |
| Bomber, PM Btrice for gay advice. It seems that he wants to hear it. |
| Posted by: LaGueRiTaBoNiTa Mar 30 2006, 12:02 PM | ||
I think I have to agree with you on this one.Some people's attitudes just don't change and I guess banning them doesn't help one little,bit does it? |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 12:03 PM | ||
Oh yeah, that is exactly what I said. If I thought he actually wanted advice I would give it, possibly, though I dont really like Bombr because of his posting of this stuff for shock value. Guys like Baldone I'm sure love it [/sarcasm]Its like the hillbillies and crackers, none of us white folk want them around, they make all whites look bad with their stupidity. That all being said, bombr didn't step over any bounds IF he was looking for advice. Just cause we all arent gay, doesn't mean that statistically there is probably way more than two on this board. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 12:04 PM | ||||
I agree. You guys should ban Bomber permanently now. It obvious he didn't learn his lesson the first time around. Posting those gay pictures, disgusting. |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 12:04 PM | ||||
Ding. There goes your easy bake oven little girl |
| Posted by: Skate Mar 30 2006, 12:04 PM | ||||
For somebody that tries to be fair & equal to everybody you really come across as a douchebag most of the time. Don't get me wrong...that takes a lot of skill so I give you credit for that. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 12:05 PM | ||||
I see what you mean. But there are ways to seek serious advice. I'm sure we'd take Baldone a bit more seriously than bomber. |
| Posted by: LaGueRiTaBoNiTa Mar 30 2006, 12:06 PM | ||
Who said anything about bomb_r? |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 12:06 PM | ||||||
Fair and equal in my delivered doses of hatred for stupid people. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 12:07 PM | ||||
I thought that's what you meant. Banning Btrice won't solve anything. We need more intelligent people like him in here. |
| Posted by: Btrice Mar 30 2006, 12:11 PM | ||||||
Will, you might want to rethink that. You know me, causing problems, riling up the trouble-makers, post whoring, asking about CEE, posting a picture out of respect for my dear friend Richard Simmons... maybe I should be banned, no wait, maybe I should just be drawn and quartered I'm out for awhile, got shit to do. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 12:13 PM | ||||||||
Those are the types of things that crack me up though. I rather hear and see that than some 170lb dork asking when he should eat an apple. |
| Posted by: Skate Mar 30 2006, 12:23 PM | ||||||||||
So you mean you still haven't figured out when to eat your apple? |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 12:26 PM |
| I don't eat apples. I heard that they interfere with CEE and protein absorption. |
| Posted by: adrenaline77 Mar 30 2006, 12:33 PM |
| Somebody pass the popcorn. |
| Posted by: LaGueRiTaBoNiTa Mar 30 2006, 12:34 PM |
| I never said anything about banning Btrice either....Did I? |
| Posted by: Skate Mar 30 2006, 01:24 PM | ||
Don't see a lot of arguments against the idea though |
| Posted by: Vetteman Mar 30 2006, 01:26 PM |
| So do you eat 1/3 of the apple before your workout and 2/3 after? I can't recall. I think what's really important is if you leave the skin on though. Roughage. Be good to your your colon and your colon will be good to you. Which brings us back to Bombr and his flexible sphincter..... |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 02:14 PM |
| lol |
| Posted by: Skate Mar 30 2006, 02:29 PM | ||||
That's what I was wondering. Hmmm...he's always said he's old. He likes Corvettes and hot woman so must have lots o' money..... I think we've found our sphincter stretcher |
| Posted by: joseph23573 Mar 30 2006, 03:32 PM | ||
Oh vetteman, drive faster, it turns lemmywinks on..... |
| Posted by: texaswolf Mar 30 2006, 03:40 PM | ||||
I just puked all over myself. |
| Posted by: boldbidder Mar 30 2006, 03:43 PM | ||||
Damn, now I'm gonna have to watch South Park when I get home. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 03:48 PM |
| Shit actually I just remembered that Vetteman is already taken. By Shakes! Where's that picture. |
| Posted by: joseph23573 Mar 30 2006, 03:58 PM |
| [QUOTE]Shit actually I just remembered that Vetteman is already taken. By Shakes! Where's that picture.[QUOTE] LMFAO!!!! remeber that shit? They were in the tub |
| Posted by: cc-10 Mar 30 2006, 04:09 PM | ||||
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| Posted by: AgnosticFront Mar 30 2006, 05:09 PM | ||||
Yeah, I think we all laugh at that. |
| Posted by: Succio Mar 30 2006, 06:33 PM |
| this has got to be the gayest thread in forum history. |
| Posted by: magoo202 Mar 30 2006, 06:42 PM |
| Bombr these feelings are perfectly natural. Haven't you heard of NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) and ofcourse the Super Adventure Club? On a serious note, the idea of bombr and a 44 year old man is probably the grossest mental picture i've ever had rape my mind. |
| Posted by: Grave Mar 30 2006, 07:56 PM | ||||
ROTFL!!! |
| Posted by: cc-10 Mar 30 2006, 07:57 PM |
| lol on a seriouse note here age shouldn't matter that much.............................but it's still pretty gross |
| Posted by: Grave Mar 30 2006, 07:59 PM | ||||||||
You Bastard!! *Has Btrice Drawn and Quoted* |
| Posted by: lite12 Mar 30 2006, 08:12 PM |
| BN has really gone downhill huh. *draws pentagram on the ground and summons Underwaterpsychopath* |
| Posted by: Speakle Mar 30 2006, 08:23 PM |
| Alright. I will give my 2cents. First off bombr the guy is loaded so thats a plus...he might be able to buy you some muscles.  I dont see age as being that big of a deal just remember that a 44year old loaded guy going for a dorky 20something year old guy that works at mcdonalds doesnt sound like a mentally healthy guy to me. Last, please dont talk about your gay stuff here anymore...if you need advice just pretend its a chick so you dont further gross everyone out. |
| Posted by: John b Mar 30 2006, 08:30 PM | ||
He's already tried that.. remember that 240 pound girl he's hittin up? For some reason, i feel that more then half of what bomb_r says, or what his threads are about he's lieng.. Thats just my opinion... |
| Posted by: Succio Mar 30 2006, 09:02 PM |
| i hope this gay thread gets deleted, its scaring people off |
| Posted by: Slayer of Souls Mar 30 2006, 11:06 PM |
| Found his dream man Edited the picture out. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 30 2006, 11:08 PM |
| That was disgusting. Seriously. |
| Posted by: DR X Mar 30 2006, 11:12 PM | ||
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA He probably belongs to NAMBLA |
| Posted by: Succio Mar 31 2006, 01:54 AM | ||
wtf is wrong with you? thats not even funny |
| Posted by: cc-10 Mar 31 2006, 02:10 AM | ||||
lol it's true though it is his dream man |
| Posted by: texaswolf Mar 31 2006, 02:16 AM | ||
You should give yourself a 10% warning for posting this..... |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 06:38 AM | ||
Nope its weird kissin a guy w/facial hair...And that just makes his ass look big (the shorts) Atleast shave the legs n ass Man is that to much to ask for...Actually i like men Named slayer of souls because they kinda remind me of buffy the vampire slayer...Maybe someday I could slay u and make you my little bitch |
| Posted by: adrenaline77 Mar 31 2006, 07:23 AM | ||||
Hes hitting on slayer. I dont believe this. Best of luck to you bombr, your gonna need it. |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 07:45 AM | ||
You know Will your constant homophobia, and your constant insistentce on making sure we all know how hetero you are, and how you'll "autoplow" almost all women smacks so much of over compensating for something |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 31 2006, 09:12 AM |
| lol |
| Posted by: ShakesAllDay Mar 31 2006, 09:19 AM | ||||||
I agree.
You must go bath in Holy Water, NOW! ---------------- I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me? |
| Posted by: texaswolf Mar 31 2006, 11:23 AM | ||
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| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 12:33 PM | ||||||
Hey dude, we all like pussy, but almost every single OT thread of yours focuses on how much you love women, and how things are gay, and how masculine you are. |
| Posted by: Grave Mar 31 2006, 12:34 PM |
| Good gawd people! This topic IS dumber than I am |
| Posted by: Slayer of Souls Mar 31 2006, 01:19 PM |
| edited the picture out, sorry poor judgment on my part. |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 31 2006, 02:08 PM |
| lol |
| Posted by: John b Mar 31 2006, 02:18 PM |
| O man... The topics today.. |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 02:29 PM |
| i thought this dumb fvck bomr was banned |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 02:30 PM |
| Im kinda Like herpes...I just dont go away ...I keep coming back |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 02:33 PM | ||||||||||
I thought a bb forum was for bb discussions. I'm all for talking about bagging chicks, but it seems like you're constant talk about it is over compensation for other things |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 02:37 PM | ||
dude seriously,.. why do you pust this stupid shit that you do? you know if you didnt want people making fun of your sexuality then why is it you always bring somthing up about it. everyone here knows your a peter puffin fag so why keep refreshing our memories with horrible images of your ugly ass screwing around with another man? |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 02:46 PM |
| I doubt he's gay (much like I doubt you played college football, but thats another story), he does this simply for the attention |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 02:50 PM | ||
go get your mothers high hills and bath robe and play dress up with bomb-r. dont be pissed of you didnt make it in college and all you got was a crappy fitness certificate, im sorry you dont have medical insurance at your job, im sorry nobody wants to hire your weak ass to train them, and im sorry that you live the pathetic life you live. |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 02:51 PM | ||
I doubt your gay...Ya fag |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 02:54 PM | ||||
now as for the way our coach trained us it had to of did some good for the fact that my freshman year we went undefeated all year,.. senior year went undefeated and won state, Cuz god knows lots of college football are state champions right? If you played college football who was it for? What was your position, and where can I find a picture of you on the roster? |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 02:58 PM |
| Im not doing anyone else's eyeliner except fr my own...I cant see up close Ill put out someones fuckin eye man |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 03:00 PM | ||
that was high school when went undefeated. southern illinois university i was, safety, defensive end, and special teams ( kick off return). now back to what i said... dont be pissed of you didnt make it in college and all you got was a crappy fitness certificate, im sorry you dont have medical insurance at your job, im sorry nobody wants to hire your weak ass to train them, and im sorry that you live the pathetic life you live. any other information your like? |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 03:02 PM |
| Nope with that information I was able to find out your Name address social security number phone number your kids names your email address aim screen name Im jus fuckin with ya |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 03:04 PM |
| Where your pic at, lol nice try that thread was from you talking about your college experience. Where's your lard ass pic at. I played college sports buddy I played baseball and in highschool i was a top 25 junior olympian lifter. Nice try fat ass. I don't have a certification, I have a degre e (two of them actually) and I have a job thank you, I train college athletes for a living, but thats something your lying ass wouldn't know about |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 03:13 PM | ||
keep on looking buddy youll see my "SWOLE" ass in there. you talk about you have 2 degrees, pfft rofl yes i know u have a job but at this moment you are unemployed! nobody needs a sorry ass fitness trainer like you, you know a little bit about the sport but not enough to make you a "trainer", only time your hired by people is when the new years resolutioners hit the gym after the 1st of each year then they leave your sorry ass in a month. dont hate me cause you aint me man, i went to college and now i own 3 buisness' co owner of 1. so ya like i said any other information youd like? |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 03:13 PM | ||
Sure seems like you were talking about college |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 03:16 PM | ||
So exactly what year did Your College win state? Lol For a guy with a degree and 3 jobs (is being a crackwhore and pimp two business or one) you sure dont make any fucking sense |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 03:18 PM | ||
rofl, you are mixing two conversations with one! nice try tho. |
| Posted by: Slayer of Souls Mar 31 2006, 03:20 PM |
| Please keep it civil. |
| Posted by: j-swole Mar 31 2006, 03:24 PM |
| i never once said i was in college and won state! i did say in highschool we won state. i definently make sense, dont hate cause i come from a successful family and ive been successful all my life. |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Mar 31 2006, 05:25 PM |
| Whatever you have to tell your "peter puffin" lard ass to sleep at night |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Mar 31 2006, 05:28 PM | ||
You've been grouchy lately. Are you ok? |
| Posted by: bomb_r2 Mar 31 2006, 06:37 PM |
| He needs a hug.... *extends arms* come here |
| Posted by: Grave Mar 31 2006, 07:30 PM | ||
Agreed. It REALLY does seem like will is trying to overcompensate for "something", whatever the hell that is. Nearly every post of his involves something sexual, and whenever a topic pops up even remotely related to women, he is the first dolt to pop up talking about auto-plowing the woman or women in question,etc. Quite annoying. Will is the whole reason i disabled sigs from loading awhile back, even his friggin' signature has some sex-related shit in it, and i'd rather not be forced to read about the slob's sex life. Edit: Don't get me wrong, i think Will is otherwise an 'ok' guy minus the other stuff. |
| Posted by: ShakesAllDay Mar 31 2006, 09:55 PM | ||||||
Grave is scared of WillyP. ---------------- WillyP is an autoplowing mvther fvcker! |
| Posted by: Grave Mar 31 2006, 10:31 PM | ||
No, not scared, just telling it like it is. He is ok when he is not going on and on about "autoplowing" and other dumb shit. Thats my only problem with him as far as i can think of... |
| Posted by: azfittrainer Apr 1 2006, 10:39 AM | ||||
NO i just think swole is full of shit about his playing football and his 3 jobs. Anyone who own 3 businesses does not have the time to be on a bb forum all day. My dad used to own three businesses he was working 70 hours a week |
| Posted by: ShakesAllDay Apr 22 2008, 09:51 AM |
| Bump. |
| Posted by: ftank Apr 22 2008, 10:01 AM |
| Ahh.. some good old comedy gold in this thread right here. |
| Posted by: Jake Varner Apr 22 2008, 08:58 PM |
| Bombr message me the other day on MSN just to say hi. I wasn't able to stick around and talk to him long but its always interesting when I do. He sent me some pics of his gf fisting herself once. |
| Posted by: joseph23573 Apr 22 2008, 09:31 PM |
| these old threads are the best Bombr, what a tool! an entertaining tool at that. I miss him sometimes, and the entertainment he provided. Shit, i remember my warning levels being nearly maxed out and shit. Me and Will almost got booted a few times the 4'oclock deuce thread |
| Posted by: willpiazza31 Apr 22 2008, 09:31 PM |
| Haha yeah he was a funny fruit. Good for entertainment. He was jacked as hell too. |
| Posted by: joseph23573 Apr 22 2008, 09:48 PM |
| Mc Ribadrol!!! remember when the trucker called Bombr a fag at the drive thru? then he wanted to suck his cock OMG fucking priceless |
| Posted by: Doogsy Apr 23 2008, 02:15 PM | ||
Classic shit! |
yes we are talking about college football but F.Y.I 0311 azfit is holding a grudge from a thread about high school football,... so before you jump on a bandwagon and flap your lips read previous threads!! as for you azfit everything is crappy advice unless its coming from you! you are a legend in your own mind!